Merry and Happy Holidays !!! Twas the night before CES, when all through the hall Not a gadget was stirring, not even the tech mall. The displays were all done and each booth done with care, In hopes that the Press, would soon be there. The devices were nestled all snug in their spots, While visions of interviews danced in their heads all aglow. And Todd in his chair, and us by his side, We had just settled our brains for a long podcast and show. When out on the floor there arose such a clatter, We sprang from the booth to see what was the matter. Away to the floor we flew like a flash, Tore open the doors and ran for our stash. The desert was hot and we had to do the show Gave the lustre of new tech and objects to and frow. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a TPN.TV, and eight podcasters near. With a little old mic, and video so lively, I knew in a moment it must be a fan. More rapid than Internet his supporters they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name! "Now Todd! now, Rob! now, Jamie now, Don and the other Todd too! On, Langley! On, Starman! and CheesyG! To the front of the show! to the plane we will go! Now fly away! Fly away! Fly away all!" As everyone leaves before the group flies, When they meet with an obstacle, not enough seats to fly. So up to the front the podcasters they flew, With the plane full of Tech, and Gadgets too. And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the PA. The ranting and raving of each little goof. As I new in my head, and was turning it round, Time to make a recording of every word today. We were dressed for the day, from our head to our feet, Covered with stashes of loot. A bundle of Tech Toys we had flung on our backs, And it looked like a podcaster, just opening his pack. His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry! His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow. The bump of mic he held tight in his hand, And the tech smoke it encircled all the tech land. He had a broad face and a little round belly, That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly! He was chubby and plump, a right generous sole, And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself! A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread. He spoke many words, and went straight to his work, And filled all the drives and blogs, then turned with a jerk. And laying his finger aside of his nose, And giving a nod, out to post the show I must go! He sprang to his plane, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew like the sound of a thistle. But I heard them exclaim as they he flew out of sight, "Happy Holiday’s to all, and to all a Merry night!" Welcome you to my HOME @ ElderDivide.com Email contact @ TheElderDivide@ElderDivide.info Subscribe on Android or Subscribe by Email or Subscribe on iTunes Become a Patron of The Elder Divide over @ Patreon.com/TheElderDivide . Help keep it listener supported and keep the lights ON for this podcast and stay AD Free. Any amount you give on a monthly basis is greatly appreciated. For example $2.00 or more would be about 25 cents per podcast. If you are shopping and Click any of the store links on right side of site. These Links follow you and purchases from that Affiliate Link gives a percentage of sales to The Elder Divide Another way ...
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