The Award Goes To… Rospotrebnadzor

The best line from a radio host AWARD goes to...  The most worthless poll of the week AWARD goes to... Telling MSNBC that they're shallow, because they're MSNBC AWARD goes to...  The most devious and brilliant scam all at the same time AWARD goes to... The dumb criminal who obviously didn't listen to his mother AWARD goes to... I'll get even with you and harass you because I don't like your politics AWARD goes to... A dad who beat the living hell out of a man who will never look at children again in his life AWARD goes to... Finally someone stands up to McDonalds by suing them for selling foods that contain more fats and carbohydrates than are allowed by national regulations AWARD goes to...

That is Malcolm’s take on what mattered most for the last week of July 2014.