The Award Goes To… 3 Firefighters From September 11

For their heroic service and bravery to America at a time when the country needed it the most... and the AWARD goes to...  What a feat! For single-handedly changing the focus and name of a branch of the federal government... and the AWARD goes to... Discovering that what you purchased was nothing more than a worthless brand of liberal lies to go along with your extreme views of the world... and the AWARD goes to... For staying consistent with an attitude of arrogance and persistency that she is innocent of all wrongdoing... and the AWARD goes to... Struggling through the task of watching 10 couples having sex to determine positions best for men with bad backs... and the AWARD goes to...  Admitting to the judge that what you did was a crime... then convincing the judge that the only reason you're standing in from of him is because you were targeting the most powerful man in the world... all resulting in probation... and the AWARD goes to...

This is Malcolm's take on what mattered most for this the final week of September 2014.