Fifty years ago, progressive globalists decided that what we used to call The American Dream was going to kill our planet and that it had to be limited only to the elites. They decided that there must be a cap placed on the human population of our planet and on the per capita energy consumption by the non-elite populations. To achieve their goals of negative population growth and limits on the energy consumption of non-elite members of society, progressive created feminism and later transgenderism (LGBTQ) to sow mass sexual dysfunction and thus reduce procreation rates to well below sustainable. To achieve their goals of limiting energy consumption, they created veganism and environmentalism; the former to limit the energy and health value of the foods we eat and the latter to limit our external energy consumption in things like heating and cooling our homes and, most importantly, our means of transportation. The result is a mass of humanity that is malnourished, sluggish, sexually confused, and deeply unhappy, all in accordance with the progressives’ plan because, quite simply, miserable people do not have kids. We can resist our overlords’ insidious agenda by eating lots of meat and dairy, by clinging to our traditions, by living large, and, most importantly, by having lots of healthy, happy kids.