Hello from Ryan Kelley HQ in Clayton, varsity squad back together, fancy new text number, breaking down random games, Mizzou winning back-to-back divsion championships, figure line with Alabama will increase by kickoff, thinking that the Tigers are better than originally thought, Doug attacked by a dog, apparently this was not the first time, Willie did not know the name of the band (Montgomery Gentry) that played after the Rams 52-0 win, not Gentry Trotter, liking the naked bootleg, if Rams were in the NFC South, War on Christmas continues, celebrities at the holiday party, interviews going too long, hot new text line, concern about Doug's finger, hoops chatter, new suspension log yule for Doug from Joel in Castle Rock, do not like the Blues scheduele & Doug enjoys a good gravy boat.