SEGMENT 1 - Show Open: Doug returns from a day of sickness, sticky stuff on one of the studio chairs, Doug claims leakage, no captains log..., Alpena has 'nanner' all over his Apple laptop, Willie finally shows up with captains log, getting perspective from San Diego and Oakland this morning, The Cat wonders about the unofficial rule of waving to other Jeep Wrangler drivers, episode about that with Prius' on "Curb Your Enthusiam", Willie says there's certain unofficial situations and connections that requires a wave or acknowledgement, other famous people with the handle 'Willie', caller verifies The Cat's theory, interesting message from Iggy about his Beatle, things heat up, encouraging report from Bernie Miklasz (http://goo.gl/qJtJau) about meeting that involved Eric Grubman, Dave Peacock, Bob Blitz and Kevin Demoff, most news going through paper (mostly Miklasz) which is just fine, reason for hope, progress being made, Doug thinks The Cat is getting emotional over story, phone callers slow to respond like usual, Mike Lee fading us, Doug and Willie disagree over eating fries with a fork, should acknowledge others at a restaurant that are eating fries, someone might want to shoot video of show's doing whilst in Spring Training, might do some FaceTime, others like that FOX Sports Midwest use FaceTime, might have to look listeners in the eye, might be tough for Charlie Marlow to get to Spring Training, taking 'Aqua FOX' down the Mississippi around the Florida panhandle, Tim encourages Doug to engage in live chat on Facebook fan page, not answering the front door or landline, hanging with the neighborhood kids, Doug not wanting a single rose for Valentine's Day, Doug unfortunately has to work on the romantic holiday, mulch people knock on Doug's door, Blues facing the 'Ning' (Lightning) tonight, stay at that PGA National if you're heading to Jupiter for Spring Training..., getting naked or 'thopless' at the pool, may have to break out the ol' wrenches to hit the links, Plow Boy and Plow Girl love to visit those amusements parks, The Cat suggests safari in Branson for the 'Plows' but he's not so sure, Willie sending out quick expiring movies passes, might take puppet amphitheatre show to PGA National, carrying on the golf clubs are a hassle, players like Matt Holliday or Jhonny Peralta may want to bunk with us, at the behest of an innkeeper, Willie's shower window open to the street, meeting the neighbors, everyone getting laid lately besides Willie at the moment, "everybody F'ing", other variations of dating servies or hookup apps, elite one doing in San Francisco & Steve in Wildwood calls with horrible story.