March 12, 2015

Segment 4 - American Swiper 3.12.15

Difference between croquet and croquette, Plow Boy getting his hockey sweater, Doug feels that it'd be weird to wear jersey of current young player since they'd be young enough to be his son, Doug likes beefy t-shirts, Charlie like to wear wife beaters, Doug feels they're very hoosier, Doug planning to send terse emails to armed forces plus governments, getting the attention of Hilary Clinton, vile text wins, not sure if The Cat is still giving the winner a hug, story about Double D's in Brentwood once..., Charlie helps strangers, rescuing Doug in some kind of foreign prison, Chuck being compared to Brian Williams, Doug claims he has no stories to tell, envisioning a normal evening for Doug with his family, imagine that he eats salisbury steak quite often, Doug had grilled chicken again with some kind of vegetable medley, The Cat grilling Omaha steaks, getting food delivered, new meme with Willie as "American Sniper", pretty sure Willie would end up being roasted by ISIS, ways to become some kind of international secret agent, each scenario ends with Willie being BBQ'ed on a spit, scenario in which Willie returns as a hero & torture for inmates would be blasting podcasts of "Afternoon Delight".

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