Doug looks damn good this morning wearing his oxford blue shirt, he'll big time for us today, dressed like journalist, captain's log rundown, we never use the audio Willie pulls in the morning, "Michigan J. Frog"..., Jaime Garcia postgame sound drowned out by ping pong game, Peter Bourjos could not play much table tennis during the off-season, Bourjos turning 28-years-old soon, Charlie trying to appeal to broader audience with his 2 Fox packages, Doug doesn't know what VORP is..., some kind of saber rating, stands for "value over replacement player", The Cat counted on Dorito's breath back in his playing days to disgust opposing basketball teams, Illini with poor showing against Michigan, breaking down their slate, Plow Boy feels that John Groce is on the hot seat, good recruiting class for Groce coming, Illini missing 'glue guy', that Nick Smith was good in that role, big weekend show for Chuck talking with Justin Tatum, no idea where Jayson Tatum is going to school, the vibe on Tatum's decision, that Tyler Cook will be a fine collegiate baller too, good triple threat position, like to say dribble-drive, have to watch your shooting chamber, "The Cat Hayes Shooting School", Doug calls it "Airball Academy", Plow Boy's basketball playing career, Peoria was a hot bed of athletic activity, Charlie now the "bad boy of Bradley", hearing that Montana might have the best high school basketball in the country, not much happening in Delaware, it's one big tax shelter, Doug's nickname in high school was "the big ticket", he bought appliances to sell them at school, had good deals on trash compactors, cannot compact cans, Doug recycles when he feels like it, The Cat claims he recycles, tough to research modern compacting numbers, The Cat curious about Doug's mulch situation, compost pile a bit antiquated, guys come to his door each year to sell him more mulch, keeping up with the Joneses, Doug's kids often don't clean up after themselves, big win for the Blues, nice hockeyism breakdown from Doug, "Michigan J. Frog", Cardinals second in command loves the Doug hockeyisms, no one enjoys running point on this presentation, Charlie doesn't like when people scald him for laughing during live commercial reads, The Cat feels Charlie has done a fine job this week, wondering what Doug has done to be better today, we chose Charlie because we don't want to talk, laziness from Doug and The Cat, we got to the trash compact discussion too quickly, watching day baseball yesterday, not sure about the near future of Jaime Garcia if he keeps getting better, not sure how the Cardinals will handle the veteran left-handed pitcher, certainly have Carlos Martinez ready to be the fifth starter, Cardinals may just have to eat the $9M due especially since Garcia is not under contract next season, not doubting Garcia's stuff, just a matter of health, wondering if Chip Kelly can help Cardinals with trade, feeling that Kelly got lucky signing DeMarco Murray plus Ryan Matthews, still feel the Eagles got fleeced with Bradford-Foles deal, Doug breaks down the Rams signing Akeem Ayers, nobody analyzes personnel like Doug, need to share this insight with other stations, not many people in our business know what they're talking about with individual players, Doug saving the show with his blue shirt today, Doug does not use a lot of starch, getting the wrinkles out of a shirt, Adam calls to get a birthday wish from Doug, nothing suspension worthy, Doug not sure red snapper as rich in nutrients as salmon, restaurant order depends on who is buying, have to shrug shoulders when doing Doug impression voice & we just wasted an hour.