Segment 1 - Show Open 3.17.15

Let the Shenanigans begin, Doug fears he will be forced to suspend the entire city of St. Peters, breaking down the best fries in St. Louis, would you like to meet Jesus, Willie's email and personal accounts are hacked, Willie is understandably upset, asking for advice from the listeners, Plowsie is one happy fella, complimenting Plowsy and Alpena on their "sky pieces", the Cat gives props to Alpena for his Buffalo Wild Wings commercial spot, Willie should look into 'LifeLock', disappointed by our listeners, Alpena calls a texters a goon, the Cat hangs out at the Zoo, vividly describing the smells of the ape and penguin house at the zoo, Doug lets the listeners know penguins do in fact have knees, what's everyone doing for St. Patty's day, which actors have knees, Doug has a healthy set of knees, the Cat is now on a new diet of cakes and candies, Tim lets the listeners know what he wears at the gym, Alpena forgets his 'informational packet', when in rome, where in the world is the Cat from, 'Fun with Letters' with Doug, Tim raps, the top restaurants in St. Louis, midwest sushi, Doug is not a sushi fan, experts in chicken strips, losing credibility over food choices, Doug suspending texters, Trenton Illinois sushi, peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches, Cat questions Doug's motives towards Plowboy, uber experiences in Florida, Doug thinking about becoming an Uber driver 'Uber Doug', drawbridges and causeways, bacon bar glasses, installing car seats, why can't some taxi drivers speak english, blocking rude twitter(ers), Tim may or may not block twitter followers based on their height, Uber driving in Poland, reading Willie's vile tweet on email hackers, St. Peters is in trouble.