Captain's log, ballgame today, simple play-by-play, Doug not getting roster for his broadcasting work, love the Vin Scully voice, knock off Doug Vaughn suspension t-shirts being sold at thrift store, wondering who created the t-shirts, Tim has suspicions, perhaps this is tied to Willie's email hacking, looking for people with parrots on their shoulders, thinking that KMOX has some fear of us getting an encoder..., heard that KMOX hired a new board-op called the 'Tallahassee Tractor Guy'..., failed call attempt from Mike Lee, Plow Boy having some issues getting romantic gift, selfish Shania Twain, getting married on the beach, could've faked beach wedding at Des Peres Park, getting wasted at bachelor party, Doug was still hurting at his wedding, Andy Gibb was not at Doug's wedding, running with a fast crowd, more interesting stories from Tim's wedding that involved naked swimming plus getting naked in a hot tub, females don't want to see naked males, Chuck calls to let us know about the knock off shirts at Red Racks, young player retiring from NFL, Doug kids did not play football & The Cat feels kids cannot get hurt in drama club.