April 9, 2015

Segment 1 - Show Open, Chuck's Pool & Spring Break

Hello again, captain's log, boring Cardinals loss to the Cubs yesterday, Doug plus Charlie advocates of bringing juice back to the hitters, Barry Bonds plus a teammate could have topped the home runs totals from Redbirds plus Royals last season, steroids can have effect in the bedroom, Tim hears that St. Louis wealthy take HGH, Doug rejoice in thy youth, can hang pictures with that cialis..., apparently there is a loose llama in the Kirkwood area this morning, doings with the Brentwood Forrest pool, can only bring two guests to the pool at a time, demographics of the BF pool on a typical working man's holiday, usually have to wait until noon or 2p to begin drinking according to the rules, lot of Mizzou fraternity kids..., use to turn into Spring Break type of atmosphere, apparently they have a 'love pool', Charlie hanging with the old ladies that wear water wings, the narrative of the BF pool..., not just a bunch of 25-year-olds, text line tells us that a lesbian power lifter runs the pool, Charlie cannot confirm or deny this, "Xi Xi Iceman" lost virginity in that pool, we'd like Chuck to interview this lesbian power lifter, don't want to see any "Baby Ruths" in the water, Doug has seen oodles of parents put babies wearing diapers in the pool leading to accidents, texters really bearing their souls this morning, back to the BF pool lesbian power lifter who really hazes the patrons, there are restrooms nearby the pool, not really 'hoosier soup' but 'credit card millionaire group', that Las Vegas is all about the 'credit card millionaire group', girls generally from Orange County stuffing themselves into dresses that do not fit, tons of kids from the West Coast going to Vegas for Spring Break since most are already living near a beach, old rich dudes hanging in cabanas with twinks or hot girls, these super rich guys don't even hang with friends if they have enough money, Charlie took out student loan before heading to Vegas once, Steve in Wildwood wants Chuck to be single yet he's a man in love, Doug tells story about his Spring Break experience in which they got desperate for money trying to get home, another Spring Break trip for Doug in which his African-American friend was warned by racist locals, more Spring Break action from Doug who also visited during his high school games, had to decide between baseball or vacation, very common for kids these days get out of dodge, Plow Boy on his simple life Spring Break going to baseball games or amusement parks, big remote show with Jason Isringhausen happening, Tim bigger than the remotes themselves, wearing veil like Michael Jackson's kid, his name is Blanket..., loving the action with DraftKings, big Masters contest happening, golfers we like for the weekend, huge response from listeners, so much information out there, amazing how much is out there to help make daily league decisions especially in baseball such as weather or air density, always wise to bet the under on getaway days, suspensions..., Masters dinner menu for defending champion Bubba Watson quite bland and to Doug's liking, our favorite kinds of desserts, Plow Boy telling us about 'Better Than Sex Cake', one of the bigger regular season games for Blues in a while hosting the Blackhawks, looking at the playoff standings which is still quite open, Jake Allen getting the nod this evening, hearing from Ken Hitchcock on the decision, feeling kind of bad for Brian Elliott, faux controversy deciding the pillow stacker, belief that we'll see Elliott again soon, figuring that Hitch will have quick trigger with goalies this postseason after struggles with Ryan Miller last season, Mike Lee calls, hot take on Blues then earns suspension & come hang us with for the Cardinals home opener.

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