Charlie working the day after his birthday, his eyes are starting to fail him, gotta look into alternatives, Doug's got the astigmatism and somehow healed himself, Jim believes that there's a conspiricy linking him wearing his glasses to his degrading eyesight, Jim can only go six feet from where he began before he loses anything he's holding onto, it's the old person segment, the guys give a heartfelt goodbye to Alpena, Jim gives Alpena a recommendation to all the big name radio executives listening, Doug is surprised that Alpena has learned and gained experience from his time at insidestl.com, Alpena doesn't really want to join the WWE much to the dismay of the guys, Doug has nothing to talk about because there was no sports last night, The Cat mentions the return of Jon Jay, Charlie imitates a hot take from doug on Jon Jay, Charlie isn't optimistic of Jay being 0-10 in his minors rehab stint, Jim stays adament that Jay still has enough major league experience, the crew talks about Pujols' rise through the minor leagues, The Cat's favorite part of minor league baseball is getting a cheesburger on donut buns, Doug recalls Myron Noodleman the clown prince of baseball, Jim changes the subject quickly to discuss Charlies birthday and his meal at Ruth Chris, Jim explains the way dessert goes about at a fnacy resturant as women enjoy sitting and talking, Charlie forgot his leftovers in the car and now his car smells delicious, Doug tries to squeeze some free food out of potential sponsors, Willie offers his snacks for Doug before imitating the sounds Doug makes while eating on air, Charlie shares a photo of the day he was born while also admitting no one else can see it, Manbearpig calls in to complain about his ebay purchase from Doug, Fuelsie calls in to offer some food for the guys, Doug hears the special of the day and isn't too excited, Joe Strauss of The St. Louis Post-Dispatch calls in to talk Cardinals, Joe believes that Mark Reynolds deserves a good chance a first base at least for the short term, Doug believes any trade near the deadline would be to replace the bench spot Reynolds filled rather than the first base spot he's in now, Jim brings up Xavier Scruggs as an option, but Joe still has a lot of doubts about him and doesn't seem him as an impact player, Charlie brings up the hole in eigth inning releivers with Walden gone, Joe says the bullpen is still highly effecient and not as pressing of a need currently, Joe mentions how the Cards have been able to handle the multiple injuries and stay afloat but also mentions how one more major injury could be a huge shake up, Charlie switches things up to talk about Hitchcock and the Blues, Joe is for the extra year with Hitchcock, but thinks there is a lot possible in store with the roster, Joe looks forward to the series with the Dodgers and draws some comparisons to the Cardinals, Doug mentions how the playoff picture currently in the NL matches last years playoffs, Jim calls Doug a hypocrite for doing some braketology, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, Doug sounds curious about hotel rooms where the shower is completely visible from the room, intern Matt shares his experience on a trip to China with one of those types of hotel rooms, Jim asks if Matt met General Tso while he was there, the group then divuldges into an argument of how to spell and pronounce Tso, Willie provides all the necessary background information for General Tso's chicken including how his ancestors had never heard of the dish, Jim breaks down how the listeners have now had the full Chinese experience, Doug describes why Asians eyes are squinted, Willie plays a clip from the National Spelling Bee, Doug wants to know why all the good spellers are from India, Charlie has his priorities straight with education, Jim breaks down his fool proof way to win a spelling bee, Charlie believes that these spellers are a little behind socially, Doug estimates there's about 30 minutes of actual education in a public school,