White guys who shave thier head, George Carlin's college tour, Tim gets distracted during movies, Lionel Richie, Gay country artists, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, Doug wants Carrie Underwood to be a lesbian, Willie's thoughts on Taylor Swift's neck, Big Blonde Dan suspended, the Touch Tunnel at the Magic House, Jimmy calls in about th Touch Tunnel, Dave in St. Peters suspended, Charlie's inability to manage his fan page & intern Jordan reads the Emails of the Day.