SEGMENT 1 - Show Open: Johnny Baseball's huge hit last night, Cardinals getting some momentum heading to Pittsburgh, Mike Matheny light-hearted after the win, Molina unhappy with strike zone, multiple ejections, Matheny's reaction to Johnny's home run, iPhones in the dugout, the bullpen phone, Doug wants iPhones out of the dugouts, why not steal signs, must be a rule, code words, fake umpires in San Francisco, great choreography, Cat fails to weave in 'hamhocks', giving credit for footage, Charlie on board but Doug refuses, update on Cat's bird experience, birdgate, Doug knows hawks ate the baby chicks, highlights from last night's Cardinals game, the amazing Cardinals' traveling secretary, 'wrinkled old fool', Doug's involvement in molegate, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, Fupa calls in, kittie litter struggles, POT HIM DOWN!!!, Fupa suspended, DeAndre Jordan returning to the Clippers, All-Star goodies, pins and momentos, Ryan Dempster joins the show, Cubs and Cards series, thoughts on last ngiht's strike zone, respectful rivalry, no hate involved from a players' perspective, Dempster on Larussa's coaching style, his Harry Caray impression & Will Ferrel's comedy genius.