Doug has rain depression, Cat tells Doug to look on the bright side that's it not raining in the studio, Charlie tells Doug to simply get over the floods of 1993, reminiscing about the Salt N' Smoke from yesterday, playing the new Salt N' Smee commercial, Blumpkin Pumpkin calls in to ask Doug about journalism, POT HIM DOWN, Pumpkin is suspended for a period of 4 days time, Ellen calls in again to suggest Doug trademarks his catchphrases, Doug thinks Ellen should be his agent, Jim calls in to ask Doug an actual sports question, Jim is now Dougs favorite caller, plenty discussion on Carlos Martinez and his development as a starter, Holliday may be returning for today's game, Doug would like some sheet music if they'll continue to break into song when asking where have all the hitters gone, Joe Strauss joins the show to reply to the lack of offense, Joe also mentions how great baserunning has simply fallen apart, Cat asks about Matt Carpenters declined plate discipline, plenty of talk about Pete Rose, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!