Show Open: Tim is more bullish on the program than Sea Monster since it's guest-light, Kevin Demoff showed up at our Holiday party unannounced to donate to the Toy Drive, what are Tony Danza's most memorable roles, Tawny has scheduled a girls night with Janie the Lesbian and Anna-Marie, did Cal May cause Jason Heyward to sign with the Cubs, the Cardinals seem to be at a crossroads this off-season, Doug and The Cat argue that Heyward is not a transformative player, Tim is still concerned that the Cardinals don't look like a playoff team in 2016, are Peralta and Molina declining assets at this point, Heyward is actually a better fit for the Cubs because his offense isn't crucial to their success, Tim doesn't understand why the Cardinals have reported interest in Alex Gordon, it might be time for them to do a minor rebuild, the organization is good at not making moves as an emotional response ... the last was Tino Martinez in 2003 per Tim, Justin Upton is still available and seems like he'd be a good compliment to the offense, The Cat would like to see the Cardinals pursue Buehrle, it seems that the two opt-outs made a big difference in Heyward's decision, caller Jake wants to know what it would take to pry Carlos Gonzalez out of Colorado, the Shrewsbury Seminary Student feels the Cardinals identified another ace as the team's primary need and is disappointed they didn't close on David Price, Caller Ellen wonders if trading for Heyward was a reactionary move by Mozeliak in the wake of the Taveras tragedy, the gentleman with 50 names is up next to barrage us with nonsensical baseball ramblings.