The Cat asks Doug for advice in helping his son with the Pinewood Derby, most of the parents cheat, Doug has another customer service horror story about T-Mobile, The Cat workshopped some ideas with fellow artist Steve Aoki, what if Doug had an entrance theme on Channel 4, what if Matt Winer had gone to air citing The Cat's report about St. Louis wanting the Pelicans, Charlie got some flack for tweeting that Jacksonville can't support the Jags, Mike with only 1 name now calls in with another random Rams take, St. Louis hasn't had much to feel good about lately, #AudioFun as Colby Rasmus discusses his off-season activities, do you enjoy cajun food, is it immoral for us to steal the Pelicans because their elderly owner is vulnerable, #AudioFun with porn stars giving Tinder advice, do people ever meet on putt putt golf courses.