Oh wow wow wow Jimmy the Bull and The Apache are in studio to present Doug with an early birthday present, Doug's nickname is now Quiet Storm, The Apache breaks out his war cry, looking through photos on the Bull's phone, Angry Mike #1 calls into the presentation, The Bull and Apache are attending a fetish part this evening, sometimes these gentlemen unintentionally cross the streams, The Bull has slowed down a bit because of his recent heart attack, are they interested in Weezer's girlfriend or the Plow Girl, The Apache has a legit gig, will Doug manage the Apache's properties in order to get out of broadcasting, what age ladies do these gentlemen prefer, Viagra and Electrical Devices help them keep up with the younger gals, what are their long-term goals, their picture isn't playing well on the Fan Page, we go to the Text Line for reaction, Rigazzi's just delivered to us a veritable feast, Bertarelli Cutlery Cuts of the Week.