3/16/16 - Seg 1 - Show Open

Show Open: Doug didn't read the Sea Monster's links this morning, friend of the show Skip Schumaker is returning to the program today to discuss his retirement and he used to live near Doug's sister, The Fast Lane already scooped us, reliving the "fisting" incident with Skip and Kyle Lohse, The Cat was scouting the Philadelphia 76ers, which Blues player would you want to have fist you, Tim has gotten off the Snapchat train, The Cat has a question about The Bachelor's after show, Tim discusses his go-to porn outlets, Plowsy says his friends use Snapchat for one reason - nudes, Tim shares his rationale for playing poker tournaments, The Cat doesn't know how to divide a split pot, Plowsy invites Doug to his apartment to play cards, what's a side pot, Buck Swope sent a detailed recap of Janie TL's going away party to Tim of his own volition, how often do people still go to stag bars, should they open one in Kirkwood, are strippers impressed by media members, Tim's former radio boss liked to watch his employee receive lap dances, Tim talks about sleeping with fellow news anchors, remembering how much money an Atlanta group lost while operating an AM radio station here, they were tough and cool plus they were going to have strippers and radio guys going up and down the river on the Becky Thatcher, Iggy's book should be good, Doug wants Hedonism chapters.