June 24, 201600:08:36

“TMA” Email of the Day (6/24/16): Wiffle Tourney Edition

.@CuckyTheDwarf wins #EOTD and reclaims sole lead for June with 5 total victories. — The Morning After (@TMASTL) June 24, 2016 TMA: The Day Before The Climax Edition Let’s get ready to wiffffflllllllleeeee!!! Batting Leadoff for Cucky and the Stepdads, pitching, and sometimes catching, Luke, The sexy drummer from the Communards! Cheer! Playing Center with buttery soft hands and eyes like the eagle bird, Zach “I’ll bang your dad” Squirtens!! Hooray!! Batting third and Starting at the hot corner, he’s got great hair on his head but none on his tip, Mikey Wiffle Ball! Ahh!! And last but not least, the cutest guy on the team, he pitches, he catches, he’s a giver, and he’ll also take it real nice like, the supreme king of the Dutch Rudder, my Step Dad Harold!! Come one! Come all! Can’t wait to ship the Wentzville JackWagons in the first round after blowing trees in the lumina with the PlowMariner! See you satursbin! Cucky the Boy of House Wiffle Listen to past Email of the Day segments Here’s the Email of the Day:

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