Iggy feels like he got screwed out of a best patio competition at his complex, there are a lot of ducks in Maryland Heights, updating Strode’s frosty relations with his lesbian neighbors, Douglas isn’t aware of Red Stripe beer, Post-Dispatch columnist Ben Frederickson joins the program presented by 314 Sports, are Josh Donaldson and/or Wil Myers realistic trade targets, how likely is Carson Kelly to get moved, inquiring when Plowsy shaved it up, did Doug’s kindergarten teacher end up marrying Earl Woods, congrats to Iggy’s friend Jason Dufner, how much cash do caddies make, why is Mickelson’s daughter graduating during a major PGA tournament, Tim has golf stories from his weekend round with Iggy, would they really play a PGA sanctioned event at Tower Tee, Doug owns the batting cages there, Tim shot up to Kirkwood Brewhouse over the weekend and ordered a secret menu item, how many baby showers will Mrs. McKernan have, what goes on at an actual diaper party, should we stage a TMA Diaper Party, people are still leaving Tim messages at his hotel in Las Vegas.