Doug is a turkey today. He's down about the shootout. Doug is happy about the Rammies getting run out of the Coliseum. Swinging and cucking, cucking and swinging. Iggy is trying to get a job from Princess Fierce. Listeners are swapping wives' boyfriends. The Beach Loafers will be at Hedo next weekend. Plowsy's love. Doug has a laugh fit. Iggy is refusing a funded trip to Hedo. Hedo discussion ensues. Gas station treats. Dolly Madison stores.