#92 – Wienie Clod, the Phantom Barber of Creep Street

Attend the tale of this wienie clod,

Whose legs were short and proclivities odd.

He snipped the tresses of sleeping women,

Who never thereafter were stylish again.

He trod a path that none should trod,

This wienie clod,

The Phantom Barber of Creep...Street.