TTB307: Underwear Water

The Two Bobs episode 307 for Monday, March 2, 2026:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Toasted Stout from Lexington. https://untp.beer/e65e9d5e8e
  • Robert nursed a Cookie Exchange Milk Stout: Berry Jam Thumbprint from Great Lakes Brewing. https://untp.beer/2nKdq
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll give your preteen the keys to your car.
• If you typically use hotel coffee makers, you may stop after hearing this.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS recommends watching the State of the Union on mute while listening to Bad Bunny.
  • A Kentucky man, covered in fur and blood, was arrested after being caught fucking a dead dear. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/allen-osborne-kentucky-man-covered-in-fur-arrested-after-allegedly-being-caught-having-sex-with-dead-deer-cincinnati-crime-criminal-activity-sexual-crimes-against-animal-charges-intercourse-corpse-abuse-allegations-investigation-911-call-law-enforcement
  • Florida Woman® assaulted her boyfriend with pickles. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/assault/pickle-assault-case-490782
  • A 12-year-old in North Carolina was pulled over while driving himself to school after missing the bus. https://nypost.com/2026/02/19/us-news/12-year-old-north-carolina-boy-pulled-over-for-driving-himself-to-school-after-missing-bus/
  • Florida Man® is being accused of driving 129 MPH to make it back from McDonald’s in time. https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/local/nation-world/clearwater-super-speeder-arrest-mcdonalds/67-c477ec52-9dbf-48b9-965c-630888dc8ece
  • A man in Indiana was mad that he had to finish chewing the food in his mouth before he could chew new food. https://theonion.com/man-annoyed-he-has-to-chew-current-food-before-he-can-chew-next-food/

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