TTB060: French Choast Chalupa

The Two Bobs episode 60 for Monday, April 16, 2018: * There are no words to describe how this episode started. Enjoy! * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob slammed a Rochester Mills Milkshake Stout and then choked down a Wild Blue Blueberry Lager by Blue Dawg Brewing. It tasted like cough medicine; utterly terrible. It was soon discovered that the brewery is owned by Anheuser-Busch and is therefore a complete fraud. Don’t ever pay money for this piss water. http://www.wildbluelager.com/ProductInfo.aspx * Robert beat Rob to a Chocolate Stout by Rogue https://www.rogue.com/products/chocolate-stout * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll have you attacked with a pizza. Just kidding, you’d probably like that (we would). * The Bobs got a text letting them know how much better they are than the other Bobs podcast that’s been riding their coat tails. They already knew but the validation is comforting. * Taco Bell is expanding its already asstastic breakfast menu. https://www.foodbeast.com/news/tb-french-toast-chalupa-shell/ * This may come as a surprise but The Bobs like sandwiches. It’s only fitting that they talk about the best sandwiches from around the world. The Bobs are cultured as fuck. https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/best-sandwiches-around-world-chip-butty-mitraillette-kaya-toast-banh-mi-a7744401.html * It’s been a busy week in the world so The Bobs offer up a whole buttload of CRAZY NEWS! Christmas came early this year, not that you’re in the nice list. * In an apparent domestic incident an Ohio man attacked his lover with a pizza. It must have had pineapple on it. https://www.wxyz.com/news/ohio-man-allegedly-attacked-woman-with-a-pizza-in-domestic-incident * Is your local Toys R Us closing? Why not throw a rave party! The fact that it’s illegal doesn’t mean breaking and entering can’t be fun and hilarious. https://twitter.com/i/moments/984462417425059842 * Ever been hocked up on crystal meth then ran naked through a Walmart biting dozens of strangers? This guy has! http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/ohio-naked-man-on-crystal-meth-bites-28-people-in-a-walmart-store/ * In Argentina, a group of police officers are arrested for blaming missing marijuana on mice. Still, that doesn’t explain that missing Doritos truck... https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mice-marijuana-argentina-skeptical-judge_us_5acf8ca6e4b016a07e9a3036 * Robot sex isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, unless you’re a creepy old pervert who can’t get any from your wife. htt...