TTB113: Truck Stop Petting Zoo

The Two Bobs episode 113 for Monday, October 14, 2019: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob had a Foster the Banana from Odd Side Ales. https://www.oddsideales.com/our-beers.html * Robert sucked down a Hansel and Kettle Imperial Oktoberfest from Three Notch’d. https://threenotchdbrewing.com * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll host a cat orgy in your bedroom. * Kids say the darnedest things. Here’s some of the funniest kids quiz answers the internet could provide. https://www.ranker.com/list/funny-kids-test-answers/robert-wabash * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is way more real than a Trump impeachment. * This chick straight-up tits-out flipped a stolen mail truck. https://www.koin.com/news/crashes/stolen-us-mail-truck-hits-trimet-bus-flips/ * This future trophy wife bit a truck stop petting zoo camel’s testicles. https://www.foxnews.com/us/camels-testicles-woman-louisiana-truck-stop-zoo-authorities * A homeowner found a naked man drinking milk in his kitchen. https://www.klfy.com/weird-news/homeowner-finds-naked-man-singing-in-kitchen-drinking-milk/ * A randy cat needed a glucose drip after banging five females (cats, not people) in one night. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/randy-cat-needed-glucose-drip-20465672 * An Alabama woman was arrested for calling the local sheriffs office to have her meth quality tested. https://www.wtap.com/content/news/Alabama-woman-calls-sheriffs-office-to-test-her-meth-deputies-say-562160691.html * If it looks like a duck, it’s probably a woman with an 8-inch clitoris. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/nigerian-court-determines-woman/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our Instagram * Follow Rob on ...