TTB154: Colostomy Bag Assault

The Two Bobs episode 154 for Monday, May 17, 2021: * What are The Bobs drinking? (apparently Rob was drinking too much, based on this week's show notes) * Rob enjoyed a Salted Caramel Smoked Porter from Odd Side Ales. https://untappd.com/b/odd-side-ales-oddside-salted-caramel-smoked-porter/3989784 * Robert had a Little X IPA from Ardent Craft Ales. https://ardentcraftales.com/    * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll replace your laundry detergent with cocaine and file an anonymous tip with law enforcement. * Half-assing this week’s CRAZY NEWS because the sun is out and I’m inebriated. Cheers! * This fucker lost his phone and tased his mother. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/mothers-day-shocker-521903 * This fucker stole beer then tried to return it. https://www.wlwt.com/article/police-man-accused-of-stealing-14-cases-of-beer-attempts-to-return-it-stating-wife-bought-wrong-beer/36411530 * This fucker rammed her car through her ex’s house. https://news.yahoo.com/orlando-lawyer-mother-left-her-171253353.html?guccounter=1 * This fucker caught another fucker cheating after he sent her a video of the fucker he was fucking to the first fucker. https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/woman-caught-boyfriend-cheating-accidentally-sent-video-instead-photo * This fucker used a colostomy bag for a lasso. https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2021/05/02/man-arrested-at-kid-rocks-bar-for-removing-colostomy-bag-and-swinging-it-around/ * This fucker doesn’t know the difference between cocaine and laundry detergent. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-hospitalized-after-mistaking-three-pounds-of-laundry-detergent-at-laundromat-for-cocaine/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our Instagram * Follow Rob on Untappd * Follow Robert on Untappd