TTB161: Rampaging Cows

The Two Bobs episode 161 for Monday, August 30, 2021: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a XI Anniversary Stout from Oddside Ales. https://oddsideales.com/beer/all-our-craft-beers/ * Robert had a Vanilla Imperial Stout from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untappd.com/b/hubbard-s-cave-vanilla-imperial-stout-all-canned-dates/1177330 * Follow us on Untapped at @PhilRoberts33 and @robertk328 or we’ll get you drunk and convince you to marry your sister. * This week’s CRAZY NEWS comes with a fun fill-in-the-blank puzzle: Go _______ your _______ in the _______ with a _______! * Beaches in some foreign country (Rob didn’t feel like looking it up) are closed after rampaging cows injure tourists. https://nypost.com/2021/08/21/corsica-closes-beaches-after-rampaging-cows-hurt-tourists/ * A gigantic poop paralyzes a man for two weeks. https://www.thebigsmoke.com.au/2021/08/22/gigantic-poop-almost-kills-man-paralyses-him-for-two-weeks/ * Another floating sex doll was mistaken for a dead body.https://metro.co.uk/2021/08/23/sex-doll-mistaken-for-body-in-canal-as-police-invite-owner-to-collect-it-15135790/ * This week in Florida: A man was arrested for offering an undercover cop a hamburger in exchange for sex. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/hamburger-hooker-287593 * A drugged-up man climbed up to the ceiling of a Home Depot and was launched by a sprinkler. https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2021/07/23/crazed-drugged-up-guy-climbs-up-to-home-depot-ceiling-gets-launched-by-sprinklers/ * A Mississippi judge ordered a man to marry his own sister after a paternity test proved he was the father of three beautifully fucked up kids.https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mississippi-judge-orders-man-to-marry-his-own-sister-after-paternity-test-proves-he-is-father-of-three/   Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our Instagram * Follow Rob on Untappd * Follow