Participation Trophy Wives

Join us in a side eye journey of discovery. We’re (Kayt) personally offended by jeans, openly judging everyone, deep-diving into bulge math over cold brew, and once again giving our Trophies of the Week to food—because growth is a myth and snacks are forever.

We’re back behind the mic—Alicia relaxed, Kayt rebranded, and we had to come to terms with the fact that our athletic careers were a lie. This episode is basically us being gently humbled by life.

This week on Participation Trophy Wives, we discover animals speak multiple languages (who knew?), roast the genius who thought suing Hershey’s over peanut butter pumpkins was a good use of time, hand out our Trophies of the Week, and launch our brand-new rant segment: Kick Rocks—served with a piping hot Whoot Choot.

This week on Participation Trophy Wives: We make friends with our new AI overlords (might as well get on their good side early), finally uncover the true identity of Grimace (spoiler: it’s not what you think), and learn the hard way that procrastination leads directly to the ninth circle of hell… also known as the DMV. From circuits to happy meals , we’ve got you covered.

This week, the wives catch up on life’s big moments—graduations, runaway zebras, and Alicia’s thrilling descent into jury duty. Also, cherries. Why? We’re still not sure. Don’t miss the madness, the mayhem, and of course, our highly coveted (and definitely made-up) Trophies of the Week.

Take a journey of discovery with wives as Kayt uncovers her new community. Alicia helps rid the world trauma bonding and together the wives become de-influencers. And look our Rusted root here come their knee nipples!