Episodes

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April 15, 2020

Ep. 10 - The Watchers- Nephilim and Alien Hybrid Theory

This week on the show, Nephilim and the Alien Hybrid Theory. An insidious plot by demons to seed the human race while masquerading as aliens.
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April 8, 2020

Ep. 9 - Bitcoin Creator, Satoshi Nakamoto

On Cryptic Accounts this week we cover the mysterious unknown creator of Bitcoin, Satoshi Nakamoto. A username that took the cryptography world by storm in 2008. A year later a new digital currency existed. Then Satoshi disappeared leaving little clues and never touching the fortune of bitcoin that they left for themself. There have been many guess as to who Satoshi Nakamoto really was. This week we bring you some of most likely and most covered potential candidates, some more candid than others...
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April 1, 2020

Ep. 8 - Conspiracy to Overthrow FDR

This week on Cryptic Accounts, The Conspiracy to Overthrow FDR. In 1932 and a group of the ultra rich who were against the New Deal and the US going off the gold standard came up with a plain to use veterans to overthrow FDR and seize control of the White House. A Podcast By Paranoid People, For Paranoid People
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March 24, 2020

Ep. 7 - Mummies of the Grand Canyon

This week on the podcast we cover the Mummies of the Grand Canyon. A story over a hundred years old out of a newspaper that never covered sensationalist news, of the man on expedition from the Smithsonian who discovered mummies, shrines, and advanced tools in an almost unreachable cave along the Colorado River Cryptic Accounts - A Podcast By Paranoid People, For Paranoid People
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March 18, 2020

Ep. 6 - The Exorcism of Emma Smid

This week on Cryptic Accounts we take a long look at the exorcism of Emma Smid. One of the most widely publicized exorcisms of all time. From helping to thwart an assassination attempt on the Pope, to slowing the antichrist, to doing battle with Satan. Emma fought a battle few of us can even fully imagine. Available on iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, and at www.CrypticAccounts.com Cryptic Accounts - A Podcast By Paranoid People, For Paranoid People
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March 11, 2020

Ep. 5 - Qanon

On the podcast this week, Qanon. From how it started on an obscure message board to becoming a conspiracy that got listed on the FBI's terrorist watchlist, the murder of a mob boss, drinking bleach, and explaining coronavirus. There's a lot to be said about those who consider themselves followers of "Q". Cryptic Accounts - A Show By Paranoid People, For Paranoid People
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March 3, 2020

Ep. 4 - Operation Mockingbird & CIA Media Manipulation

This week on Cryptic Accounts, Operation Mockingbird and how the CIA has been admittedly manipulating media throughout the world for over 70 years. We discuss the Congressional investigations as well as what is going on today... Cryptic Accounts - A Show By Paranoid People, For Paranoid People
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Feb. 25, 2020

Ep. 3 - The Nimitz Encounters

This week on the show, The Nimitz Encounters. Three Navy documented and confirmed UAP sightings spanning over almost a decade, from classified to declassified, denied and confirmed, back and forth until Tom Delonge got involved
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Feb. 18, 2020

Ep. 2 - US Inventions Secrecy Act

In this episode, Patrick and Dennis introduce listeners to the US Invention Secrecy Act of 1951; a shadowy law used to suppress over 5000 secret technologies from the public's view, all in the name of "national security". Cryptic Accounts explores the societal and legal ramifications of this law, the mysterious death of two inventors, well as the US Space Force's recent push towards sweeping declassification. Cryptic Accounts: A Show By Paranoid People, For Paranoid People
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Feb. 11, 2020

Ep. 1 - CoronaVirus

In this the introductory episode of Cryptic Accounts, Patrick Ryan and Dennis Chanay discuss what coronavirus is, how it spreads, and how it started. Potential China coverups, overworked doctors spreading warnings, possible real much larger numbers leaked by Chinese media. There's a lot going on and news is updating very rapidly. Be informed before it's too late... Cryptic Accounts: A Show For Paranoid People, By Paranoid People