Make Room For Sports - Varsity Edition

Wemby is a bum, athletes are taking performance enhancing drugs, world record for clicking a mouse, a sneaky eating competition at a mall in China. It's all the IMPORTANT SPORTS you need to know and understand. We are still trying to figure out anything meaningful about cricket. We are falling apart.

Good luck charms and the World Cup are two topics we discuss. Also the Nathan's hot dog eating contest and Argentina's possible racism. Ty Cobb's history of misconduct, Conor McGregor's career ending injury, plus plays of the week. Also a pop-quiz about Argentine. It's all here and plus a discussion on the off-sides rule in soccer, aka football. Make Room For Sports again and again and again.

This week, Mateo explains Arsenal's premier league championship and teaches us about soccer. Then we cover the NBA's famous "one Mikal per year" rule, Simon delivers another moral reckoning on this week's round of "Bum or Loser," we consider the subtleties of granny shots in cold weather with or without oven mitts or regular mittens, and finally, we discuss the notable sports deaths since last week.

The main topic is Sumo wrestling - the US Sumo Open to be exact, which took place in Long Beach, California on May 9th, 2026 and was attended by Simon and Mikal. We also discussed young track star Gout Gout, the new marathon record, and what might happen if NBA players switched Jerseys. Email us if you want: makeroomforsports@gmail.com

NBA play-offs, Kentucky derby, Major league baseball

Today's episode focuses on the the volunteer volleyball announcer who criticized the phenomenal Jordan Lucas, Dave's pop quiz segment, is the NBS scripted, the dead baseball player report, and sports-related poop accidents. Plus much more! Email us: makeroomforsports@gmail.com