Episodes
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March 12, 2019
079 - Death, Taxes, & Daylight Saving
Handballed, hard shell tacos, and daylight saving time… we open up the episode with a nice shuffle. This week the shuffle is strong… we cover quite a few topics and we go a little long. Variety is the spice of life? We also touch on Lyft getting pricey, quality jobs, and an Australian Filipino… it’s that kind of episode. Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle. Not to worry, there are discussions on some serious topics such as the new Micheal Jackson documentary, gueros defending minorities, taxing the ultra...
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March 5, 2019
078 - La Cague, La Cagamos, La Cagastes
It’s Tuesday and here we are. Welcome back… grab a coffee and chair. The ball gets rolling talking about energy drinks and those sexual power drinks… yeah… that leads to a discussion on your sexual peak. Might sound more interesting in words. We talk about the Urb-e for may be the last time. That is followed up, somehow, by a discourse on mental health and F’ing up at work. Naturally that leads to some personal stories… good times. We then touch a little bit on brown and/or black face, serious ...
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Feb. 26, 2019
077 - El Bikini
We kick off a little heavy… then off to the usual pendejadas. Quick rundown… the shuffle touches on the some Netflix shows (nothing new here), the Oscars, and an update from DonChano.com. We get into a debate on another getting pulled over story and somehow that leads to discourse on “bikini bars”… yeah something like that. Then things get a little personal and a bit more serious. We also have a conversation about the drug war and addiction as a disease. Thanks for listening and stay tuned… ►...
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Feb. 19, 2019
076 - The Chile Episode
Lots to discuss this week on the shuffle…or not enough… not sure. Either way, we handle. We start things off a little different this episode but then we continue on to the usual shuffle. The conversation kicks off with the Lorena Bobbitt documentary and other crazy 90s crimes. We throw in some old work stories of getting it done but slacking off at the same time. That somehow transitions to a recap of Valentine’s day, because someone is a romantic vato. Then we get into a discourse on Universal...
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Feb. 12, 2019
075 - ATM to the ALV
Is it me or are these things getting longer… and longer. A Toda Madre! (Btw, the title is not a sex reference, get your head out of the gutter.) On this not so sexual episode of Chicano Shuffle… there is lots to discuss and someone has a notebook to hopefully keep us on track. We kick off with the usual randomness which leads to a discussion about food… no surprises here. The chat turns to recent news such as blackface and if apologies still count for anything. Then someone gives us a run down...
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Feb. 5, 2019
074 - Time for Some Rolas
This is definitely a music heavy episode. Sure we discuss a few normal things as usual and even get into some fan appreciation day type of talk but… for a good chunk we talk music. We think it’s a fun episode. Thanks for listening and stay tuned…
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Jan. 29, 2019
073 - Change is Fine
“Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.” -Shaw This week we bring back the topic of the smug maga hat teen to re-discuss as the whole picture is much different now. Then we have a quick discourse about keeping the money in the community. The discussion about being respectful continues and weaves in and out. We also have a conversation on whether the raza dances the electric slide or country line dance. Yeah, a bit random… we know. A listener sent a nice message to motivate ...
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Jan. 22, 2019
072 - Something is Wrong
Disclaimer: This may or may not be a rough one (probably the former). Our little threesome has been cut down to a twosome today… it’s a sad day. That being said, we think we did a decent job but it might not be our best work. We do discuss some current events and other pendejadas. The discourse gets into serious events like the teacher strike, the smug maga hat teen, and even the shutdown. We also touch on the Gillette commercial controversy and even get a bit into the #metoo movement (which ad...
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Jan. 15, 2019
071 - Por Una Nueva
No guest this week… only pendejadas… yup. Someone thinks that we pick on him, yeah maybe but we move on quickly. We discuss the Coachella lineup which this year includes a crazy little surprise. This leads to a natural discourse about a bunch of latino bands and music in general. Then we transition over to a topic someone heard else where… guess we are out of ideas… but it’s a good topic, gentefication. Not gentrification or is it? The discussion eventually leads to the Amazon divorce and a rel...
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Jan. 8, 2019
070 - Guest Big Citric & Rabbit
This week… actor, rapper, and now comedian, Big Citric returns to the shuffle with producer and writer, Rabbit. Between these two vatos and the usual suspects, the pendejadas are firing on all cylinders! We discuss their big upcoming projects including Citric’s podcast and Big Citric’s World. They tell us just about everything you need to know about the two different shows, the whats and whens… plus what’s going on with the Solid Kings brand. There is plenty of shuffling but we touch on some 90...
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Dec. 25, 2018
069 - Feliz Navidad
Peace and joy to all the raza and your familias! We wish you all a very merry Christmas! May the season fill your home with joy, your heart with love and your life with laughter. (We hope to help with that last one.) Wishing you a stress-free Christmas! Should mention it does go off the Christmas rails here and there. Definitely some Christmas talk sprinkled around the episode plus the usual shuffle and pendejadas. Grab some leftovers and hot chocolate because this one is a long one too. Wishi...
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Dec. 18, 2018
068 - Mid-Life Bleaching
Merry Tuesday before gifting Tuesday! We kick things off with a merry song and then on to the shuffle. We discuss some random topics and some serious topics as usual including controversial movies, some more fake news, a possible mid-life crisis, and religion. There are highs and lows plus typical pendejadas! Enjoy. Thanks for listening and stay tuned…
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Dec. 11, 2018
067 - Hola Darkness
If you’re carrying 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies in spare change that equals $1.19. You’ll be carrying the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar. Just saying. Shuffle. This week we kick off with someone telling us about seeming like an assh#le without actually being an assh#le and the situations you get into. Then a shuffle to a quick talk about the passing of the 41st President which somehow leads to a deep quote about pets vs animals we eat. We ha...
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Dec. 4, 2018
066 - Not an Altar Boy
Welcome back… it’s December… Christmas is coming… End of the year is coming… pendejadas are coming. First things, first… if you review the review show don’t base it on this one. Not saying it isn’t strong but by some standards (that we don’t adhere to), it might not be top shelf. We do talk about the upcoming Adventures in Lyfting, which took a misstep right off the bat. We also hear about someone’s church/religious days and how to convert a couple vatos. Plus, the possible tranzas learned from...
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Nov. 27, 2018
065 - Do You Know That One
The shuffle touches on some random chingaderas, as is usual, including an update on the frijole hater lady. That leads into some discussion about Tijuana and the border events. We even talk about those moments when you or someone F’ed up the moment and kill the party. This takes the shuffle over to a conversation about being the grenade plus some ridiculous dating tips you learn as a youngster. We also get into the usual Netflix and/or movie recommendation. Plus all the other randomness. Thank...
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Nov. 21, 2018
064 - Aquas con la Tia
For reals… Aguas! Owe you one. Thanks for listening and stay tuned…
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Nov. 13, 2018
063 - The Id, Ego, & Superego Show
Welcome to the Id, Ego, & Superego Show with special guest Westside Dave! On this episode of the shuffle, we talk about wildfires, other pendejadas and other random stuff… be right back with the rest of the show notes. Thanks for listening and stay tuned…
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Nov. 6, 2018
062 - The People have Voted
Election Day! “We in America do not have government by the majority. We have government by the majority who participate.” -Thomas Jefferson? Today is the day you should be out voting… or should have voted. Don’t forgot… Don’t get lazy… and Don’t make excuses. Get out there and flex that muscle. As someone says “There are too many squeaky wheels” and if you don’t vote, you have no right to squeak about government or politics. On this episode of the shuffle, we talks about pendejadas and stuff… ...
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Oct. 30, 2018
061 - Jalame-el-weenie II
Happy Jalame-el-weenie! “It’s Halloween, everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” –Halloween When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ’tis near Jalame-el-weenie! On this special episode we go through some fan submitted creepy stories and have a little discussion about them. Of course along the way we have the usual shuffle pendejedas. Da meyo! Special thanks to all the raza that submitted your stories! Thanks for listening and stay tuned…
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Oct. 30, 2018
060 - Squeaky Wheels
“We live in a time where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.” –Random Internet Meme Well, didn’t lose any of our phones, or any of our virginities (at least not recently) but did lose this episode and that was slightly dramatic. Now on to the show! The Mega Millions and Powerball lotto were at record levels and we discuss it a bit because, well, it’s kind of a must. That somehow leads to the shuffle infomercial including our hopes and dreams. Then we talk about our ni...
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Oct. 23, 2018
056B - Best of Year 1 (pt2)
This is part 2 of 2. Still celebrating the one year anniversary over here! This might or might not be what the raza expected… a best of the first year. Or worst of… you decide. We have enjoyed ourselves through the good and the bad. Hope all you out there in the internets have also. Pretty sure we accomplished more than what we imagined… but then again, maybe the bar was set low. That said, maybe the bar for year two should reach for the stars. Or maybe… that’s just a lot of maybes! Thanks ag...
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Oct. 16, 2018
059 - Mexican Attack Crab
Still doing our thing over here… On this installment we hear someone’s personal diary on his true vacation trip to the the mother land. Then… a bit more travel logs. Plenty of vacation highlights including cancelled flights, donuts on the beach, and missing items. Don’t worry, plenty of classic interruptions are dispensed along the way. That leads to the unfortunate events of someone else’s weekend trip and a discussion about event refunds. Then some more little things here and there including…...
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Oct. 9, 2018
058 - Latinx is Complicated
Fun Fact Tuesday: An estimated 140 species of rainforest plants and animals go extinct every day. Now on to our show! This week we tackle some heavy topics but not to worry we mix in the typical pendejadas. We kick it off with a discourse about “body positivity” and the return of the church of Sir Mix A Lot (supposedly). That leads into stories of being mislabeled and being self-conscious. We have a conversation of the science and bro-science of the subconscious mind and development. Let’s get ...
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Oct. 2, 2018
057 - Back at it!
So… guess this is now year 2… party over. Back to our regularly scheduled pendejadas! Started off with some chingaderas about xvideos and a work place accident. Then… a new sponsor! It’s about time right. Yeah, feels good to get back to our roots. Btw, thanks raza for the help. That’s followed by the story of Esteve’s return to the podcast. Plus some relationship advise… we like to help. Also… longboards… playing guitar with your off hand… and crisis negotiations. Typical shuffle stuff. Then l...