Episodes
95
Sept. 27, 2025
95. Americium: Mundus Novus
Many episodes have incorporated geology, but this one is more about geography. (And amateur nuclear science.)
94
March 3, 2025
94. Plutonium: Weapons-Grade
Element 94 causes a bit of a crisis for our collections.
93
Aug. 22, 2024
93. Neptunium: Great Expectations
To the person who said, "the episodes are never too long," I'm terribly sorry.
Dec. 20, 2023
The Episodic Table Of Elements Holiday Special
♪ O chemistry, o chemistry, the study of all matter ♫
92
May 29, 2023
92. Uranium: Two Untold Tales (Live At Harvard)
America's worst radioactive accident isn't Three Mile Island, and the Nazi nuclear physicist wasn't assassinated by the famous baseball player.
91
Oct. 19, 2022
91. Protactinium: Decolonize Science
Sometimes we need a quiet moment in order to step back and look at the bigger picture.
90
Feb. 22, 2022
90. Thorium: Bright Lights, Big City
Sure, thorium could provide practically limitless clean energy, but then we couldn't build weapons of mass destruction.
89
Nov. 8, 2021
89. Actinium: The Windup… And The Pitchblende
We all know that radioactive rocks glow in the dark, except they actually don't, except for when they actually do.
88
Oct. 18, 2021
88. Radium: Several Sordid Affairs
Out of all the characters who encounter radium in this episode, the only one to emerge unscathed is the guy who comes face-to-face with Satan.
87
Sept. 13, 2021
87. Francium: Nothing To Do With Cats
You don't have to have a degree to do science, but it helps.
86
Aug. 23, 2021
86. Radon: It’s Coming From Inside The House
You know something's amiss when you set off the radiation alarms while walking in to the nuclear power plant.
85
Aug. 2, 2021
85. Astatine: Pathological Science
The story of astatine takes us to Alabama, Dacca, Romania, Vienna, and California, but definitely not Switzerland.
84
July 5, 2021
84. Polonium: The Distinguished Alumna Of Warsaw’s Flying University
Sadly, it's no longer possible to purchase this lethally radioactive element for fifteen cents and a cereal boxtop.
83
June 14, 2021
83. Bismuth: The Friendly Oddball
The periodic table shows the natural patterns and trends among the elements. Bismuth does not abide.
82
May 24, 2021
82. Lead: Irrational Self-Interest
We just can't seem to stop chasing the sweet, sweet taste of element 82.
81
April 26, 2021
81. Thallium: It Rides A Pale Horse
In which we learn how reading mystery novels might very well save a life.
80
April 12, 2021
80. Mercury: Fatally Toxic And Probably In Your Mouth
Even if you hate tuna, have flawless teeth, and only use digital thermometers, humans have historically not been shy about getting a mouthful of mercury.
79
March 29, 2021
79. Gold: Lump Sum
All other metals step aside, because today we deal with the king of elements.
78
March 15, 2021
78. Platinum: A Tous Les Temps, A Tous Les Peuples
Sometimes, being set in stone isn't permanent enough.
77
March 1, 2021
77. Iridium: T. Rex And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Alvarez noticed a great disturbance in the rocks, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
76
Feb. 8, 2021
76. Osmium: It Stinks!
This entire episode serves as cautionary advice to anyone seeking to add osmium to their element collection.
75
Jan. 25, 2021
75. Rhenium: A Love Of Two Brains
Witness an incredible, unbreakable bond between two who couldn't be more alike. We'll also learn about a married couple.
74
Jan. 11, 2021
74. Tungsten: What Is The Atom We Love?
All right, everybody settle down. Welcome to the weekly meeting of the National Association Of W Lovers.
73
Dec. 28, 2020
73. Tantalum: Mystery Meat
Once more, the periodic table drags us to hell -- this time by way of ancient Greece.