Episodes
Aug. 31, 2020
KUWTK | S5E2
While we gear up for the premiere of KUWTK Season 19 in a few, short weeks, we continue with vintage recaps of Season Five. It’s a particularly fun episode with Kris hunting for men to date newly single Kim while Khloe gets bombarded by every family member wanting Lakers tickets. Meanwhile, we’ve got the latest news, including asking why Nobu seems to be the epicenter of KarJenner life in quarantine, Kris patenting “You’re Doing Amazing Sweetie” and Kylie traipsing around Paris with Fai and frie...
Aug. 24, 2020
KUWTK | S5E1
There’s a certain joy in starting a new vintage recap season and…. here we are!! It’s time to kick off Season Five of KUWTK, where we circle back on everything that’s been happening back in LA after our Miami stint with Khloe and Kourt! Kim is a certified superstar, complete with a new mansion of her own, and Khloe is pushing back on Kourt seeing Scott while she and Mason stay with her and Lamar. Plus the week’s current news, including Kimye seeming okay with distance, Khloe delivering a suppose...
Aug. 17, 2020
Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami | S2E10
Before we dive into the second season finale of “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” (and prepare to head over to KUWTK Season Five next week!) we update on the Kanye, Kanye Kanye of it all, with the latest headlines on his questionable bid for President. There’s also Kylie’s extravagant (of course!) 23rd birthday in Turks & Caicos, her getting called out by a fashion designer for favoring big-name brands, and a follow-up to our convo about her appearance in the “WAP” video. Let’s do it! News starts 00...
Aug. 10, 2020
Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami | S2E9
In vintage recaps, we’re one week away from the finale of “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” and things come to a boil in Magic City when the one and only Kris Jenner flying in to confront Scott and, of course, only makes things worse. Hopping forward in time, we digest the week’s KarJenner headlines, including updates on KimYe’s trip to the Dominican Republic with the kids, Kylie’s appearance in Cardi and Meg’s world-shattering “WAP” vid. and the heartbreaking news that our sweet Reign-Joon shaved h...
Aug. 3, 2020
Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami | S2E8
We’re back to our beloved vintage recaps, picking up on an episode from Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami where Scott is totally MIA while partying hard and Kim is hellbent on making sure Kourtney doesn’t let him get away with it. Meanwhile, we cover the latest headlines, including updates on Kanye, Larsa chiming in, and Kendall’s artsy Architectural Digest spread. Let’s go!
July 27, 2020
News Week
We pause on vintage episode recaps this week in order to focus on the sheer number of jaw-dropping headlines coming from the KarJennerWest family this week. Namely, Kanye kept everyone talking after a jarring Presidential rally, dozens of shocking tweets about his wife and mother-in-law (along with numerous other topics) and visits from celeb friends like Dave Chappelle and Justin Bieber to his Wyoming ranch. There’s still no clear path forward after West worried his fans and family but Marcy an...
July 20, 2020
Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami | S2E7
The Kanye2020 train keeps on chugging with late-breaking and worrying headlines related to a Sunday night rally he held. We dig in and assess the situation, along with the rest of the week’s KarJenner headlines. That includes the return of Rob to KUTWK, Kylie not knowing how to read the room, her connection to the Meg Thee Stallion shooting, and Kourtney hanging out with a Tik Tok star? In our vintage ep recap we watching Scott grow ever more wild in Miami, much to the disdain of Kim. News start...
July 13, 2020
Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami | S2E6
And just like that, we’re back! Marcy and Jess have a LOT of wild headlines from the KarJenner-Wests to catch up on — from Kanye4Prez to the return of Rob to Khloe’s bonkers birthday party, and everything in between — plus more vintage recapping to get back to! We return to “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” for an episode focusing on Kim’s excessive Blackberry use and a DASH employee having a STD scare. A true snapshot in time! Glad to be back – we missed ya! <3 News starts 00:12:50, Recap 00:52:48 ...
July 12, 2020
Excuse us, but did Khloe just have a baby shower?
Jess and Marcy here with some BREAKING NEWS: did Khloe Kardashian just post an Instagram story of her having a baby shower? Are Khloe and Tristan Thompson having a baby? Check out https://www.instagram.com/kardishinit for the video. What do you guys think, is this a trick or a tease?
June 22, 2020
Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami | S2E5
It’s officially summer! In news, we’ve got Kim entering the world of podcasting, Kanye going into the beauty industry, Kylie collabing with Kendall for her makeup line and a deleted KUWTK scene where Kim and Scott decide Tristan is a-ok. We keep on with our vintage recaps of “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” with an ep that has Kourtney driving herself to the brink over trying to lose weight for a bikini photo shoot. Meanwhile, Khloe is growing increasingly resentful of being away from Lamar in Miam...
June 15, 2020
Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami | S2E4
Marcy and Jess keep up the vintage recaps with another jump back to “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami,” where Khloe navigates Rob moving in with her and Lamar. Meanwhile, Kourtney concocts a bizarre ruse with a former fling in order to make Scott jealous. We continue tracking the KarJenner responses to the #BlackLivesMatter and the way the family is handling Covid — which is pretty sliding scale of precaution, let’s just say! Off we go!
June 8, 2020
Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami | S2E3
Marcy and Jess are back and sifting through the week’s headlines, including the KarJenner responses to the #BlackLivesMatter protests after the death of George Floyd. In much smaller news, there’s also the dust up between Forbes and Kylie after the publication attempted to dethrone her Billionaire crown. And we hop back into our vintage recaps, this time following Kourtney and Khloe in Miami where Scott goes wild at his club’s opening and Khloe goes to Chicago to see John Wayne Gacy’s preserved ...
June 1, 2020
No episode this week.
No episode this week. Instead here are some places you can donate to support Black Lives Matter, the families of victims of police brutality and murder, and resources on how to educate yourself/friends/family and ways you can get involved. Black Lives Matter. Donate to Black Lives Matter: You can find the main donation page here. Get involved with your local BLM chapter: The full list is here. Or start your own: More info here. Donate to a bail fund: This crowd-sourced Google Doc of bail funds k...
May 25, 2020
Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami | S2E2
First things first! Jess can finally talk about what it was like to be a part of the new Quibi show “Kirby Jenner” which just started streaming over the holiday weekend! Watch it and you’ll see your beloved JJJ for a brief sec, along with the whole KarJenner crew. Lotsa fun behind the scenes deets and stories to finally get to share, including what it was like to shoot with Kendall! Then, we get to the week’s headlines and a truly, truly hilarious vintage episode of “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami”...
May 18, 2020
Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami | S2E1
We hop back to our beloved vintage recaps while KUWTK takes a mid-season break, picking up at Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami, Season Two! It’s truly a hilarious first ep, involving a disgustingly disheveled dressing room at DASH and Khloe being very hungover at a photo shoot. The Kardashian sisters are BACK in Miami! Meanwhile, we dig into the week’s news, where Khloe shuts down pregnancy rumors, the historic “Kim, people are dying” meme makes a return, and Kanye’s former bodyguard dishes some supp...
May 11, 2020
KUWTK | S18E6
It’s another sister showdown on KUWTK, this time over who will host the family’s legendary Christmas Eve party after Kim announces she and Kayne don’t want it after all (LOL, sorry Kris) — and how that change will affect Christmas morning plans. Meanwhile, Khloe tries being Kris’s new assistant and Scott reconnects with his Uncle Dave. We dig through the latest news, including rumors of Kim and Kanye fighting in quarantine, Kylie’s possibly shady real estate deal, Scott checking in and out of re...
April 27, 2020
KUWTK | S18E5
It’s Kardashian birthday season and time to partyyyyy! But there’s a new member to the regular family bashes, one Corey Gamble, who Khloe and Kim realize they’ve never really properly celebrated and plan to surprise him with a trip to Napa. Of course, things get a little wonky in trying to get their plan off the ground. Meanwhile, Khloe debates freezing embryos with Tristan vs. just her eggs and Kim flies to Texas to meet with a death row inmate. We’ve also got the week’s news, including Kylie g...
April 20, 2020
KUWTK | S18E4
Marcy and Jess stick to socially distanced recording, covering another ep of KUWTK that focuses mainly on Khloe and Tristan’s slowwwwly warming relationship. Meanwhile, we’ve got Kylie getting Lasik along with new-to-the-show Stassiebaby and another attempt to prank Kris Jenner. In the news, there’s more #Kuarantine updates — including Kourtney’s 41st birthday! — and a pretty fascinating GQ profile of Kanye. And speaking of profiles, here’s Jess’s recent interview with Mischa Barton for Paper Ma...
April 13, 2020
KUWTK | S18E3
Who’s ready for a return to some good, old-fashioned KUWTK hijinx? This week’s episode delivers some very cartoony plots circling around Khloe’s self-imposed singlehood, Kris’s raging sex drive and where the two shall meet. Meanwhile, Scott tries his hand at improv in order to prep for a public speaking event and we see Kendall’s art room? In news, there’s updates on how the family is #kuarantining, Kendall looking like a bozo in an IG live with Justin Beiber, Kourtney being cute in response to ...
April 6, 2020
KUWTK | S18E2
Part two of the truly epic brawl between Kourt and Kim picks right back up where we left it last week, bloody nail scratches and all. And before diving into a truly juicy ep, we sift through the week’s news, including updates on how the KarJenners are handling the quarantine, a bizarre feud between makeup mogul Jeffree Star and 10-year-old Mason Disick, and a hilarious play-by-play of last week’s fight from Mob Wives’ star Drita D’Avanza. And then in the ep itself, we’ve got the fallout from the...
April 1, 2020
KUWTK | S18E1
They’re baaaaaackkk!!!!! It’s Season 18 Premiere time and, hoo-boy, it is a whopper of an episode. Before we dive in, we’ve got HUGE NEWS, which is that we’re moving days! We’ll be coming out on MONDAY mornings now in order to stay closer to the KUWTK episode airings and get you all the juicy KarJenner goss sooner rather than later. We’re heroes, we know! And speaking of family goss, we dive into the week’s headlines and dissect Kim’s appearance on The View, Khloe sassing back about Jordyn on Tw...
March 25, 2020
KUWTK | S4E11
It’s premiere week!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you believe it? In these dire times there’s remains one, great beacon of hope and it’s our beloved KarJenners returning with a brand, new season of KUWTK!!! This Thursday (new night!), the show returns on E! and you’d better believe Marcy and Jess will have the recap for you in next week’s ep! In the meantime, we close out our Season Four vintage ep recaps with a truly historic one: Mason’s birth! In lead-up to the first KarJenner grandchild arriving, we’ve go...
March 18, 2020
KUWTK | S4E10
These are TRULY wild times, to be sure, but Marcy and Jess are hanging in and delivering a fresh, new ep of Kar Dishin It to you! We’re nearing the end of Season Four of KUWTK, just in time for the premiere of Season 18 on the 26th. This week’s vintage ep is truly bananas, with the whole crew flying to Vegas for Kim’s birthday at Tao, only to watch it all devolve into absolute debauchery once Scott and Rob get blind drunk. There’s wrestling on the floor, blood, lots of yelling, and the infamous ...
March 11, 2020
KUWTK | S4E9
After a weekend of soaking up the fam’s gram’s of their fun-filled trip to Palm Springs, we’re back recapping one of the last episodes of Season Four of KUWTK! It’s all sex-based storylines, one around Khloe trying to put together a racy video for Lamar when he’s on the road for games and another about Kourtney overcoming her aversion to third-trimester sex. Meanwhile, we sift through the week’s headlines, including a Poosh video where Kourt and Khloe talk about breastfeeding, Khloe’s hilarious ...