Episodes
77
Dec. 20, 2020
EP 77 - ELFQUEST with Carolyn Page
Writer/comedian Carolyn Page is back and she wants two things: 1) to pitch a future episode about Santa hentai (sure, we'll do it) and 2) to introduce us to an iconic comic book ELFQUEST created by Wendy and Richard Pini. Elfquest first came out in 1978 and has been going strong ever since. Incredibly, all issues published prior to 2014 are available for free at https://elfquest.com! No excuse to not check out this iconic work of art (yep, we loved it). Find Carolyn on Twitch streaming games at...
76
Dec. 12, 2020
EP 76 - MORNING COMMUTE with Matt Mazany
Writer/director Matt Mazany (WWE, FUNNY OR DIE, CASCADE UP) misses his morning commute. And we miss Matt, our old buddy. This episode is very nostalgic and sweet, just the way god intended it to be. So grab your cup o'joe (cabello) and dive in. How does morning commute rate against washing dishes training your dog? How much does Matt live smooching his wife goodbye? And how do you meet an Alaskan lady in the 1990s without leaving your car? Listen to find out. Find Matt on Instagram and Twitter...
76
Dec. 12, 2020
EP 76 - MORNING COMMUTE with Matt Mazany
Writer/director Matt Mazany (WWE, FUNNY OR DIE, CASCADE UP) misses his morning commute. And we miss Matt, our old buddy. This episode is very nostalgic and sweet, just the way god intended it to be. So grab your cup o'joe (cabello) and dive in. How does morning commute rate against washing dishes training your dog? How much does Matt live smooching his wife goodbye? And how do you meet an Alaskan lady in the 1990s without leaving your car? Listen to find out. Find Matt on Instagram and Twitter...
76
Dec. 12, 2020
EP 76 - MORNING COMMUTE with Matt Mazany
Writer/director Matt Mazany (WWE, FUNNY OR DIE, CASCADE UP) misses his morning commute. And we miss Matt, our old buddy. This episode is very nostalgic and sweet, just the way god intended it to be. So grab your cup o'joe (cabello) and dive in. How does morning commute rate against washing dishes training your dog? How much does Matt live smooching his wife goodbye? And how do you meet an Alaskan lady in the 1990s without leaving your car? Listen to find out. Find Matt on Instagram and Twitter...
75
Dec. 6, 2020
EP 75 - CULT LEADERS with Jay Hunter
Jay Hunter (SUPERSTORE, POD WEEN SATAN) once again gets cocky with us as he shares his unhealthy infatuation with CULT LEADERS, from Shoko Asahara to Charles Manson to sweet sweet papa L. Ron Hubbard (the list goes on). Sasha (me, it's me writing these words) describes her personal experience being a member of various cults and shares why the late acting teacher's Sam Christensen's class has never turned into a cult, despite some of his followers' wishes. Is Upright Citizens Brigade theater a c...
75
Dec. 6, 2020
EP 75 - CULT LEADERS with Jay Hunter
Jay Hunter (SUPERSTORE, POD WEEN SATAN) once again gets cocky with us as he shares his unhealthy infatuation with CULT LEADERS, from Shoko Asahara to Charles Manson to sweet sweet papa L. Ron Hubbard (the list goes on). Sasha (me, it's me writing these words) describes her personal experience being a member of various cults and shares why the late acting teacher's Sam Christensen's class has never turned into a cult, despite some of his followers' wishes. Is Upright Citizens Brigade theater a c...
75
Dec. 6, 2020
EP 75 - CULT LEADERS with Jay Hunter
Jay Hunter (SUPERSTORE, POD WEEN SATAN) once again gets cocky with us as he shares his unhealthy infatuation with CULT LEADERS, from Shoko Asahara to Charles Manson to sweet sweet papa L. Ron Hubbard (the list goes on). Sasha (me, it's me writing these words) describes her personal experience being a member of various cults and shares why the late acting teacher's Sam Christensen's class has never turned into a cult, despite some of his followers' wishes. Is Upright Citizens Brigade theater a c...
74
Dec. 1, 2020
EP 74 - SEX AND THE CITY with Carolyn Page
Writer/comedian Carolyn Page (THE DOWNLOAD) loves video games, soup for breakfast and the legendary TV show Sex and The City. We dissect the hell out of SATC's three landmark episodes and each give it a rating. Go ahead, put on your 4-inch heels, *soak* yourself in a homemade Cosmo and throw a Zoom listening party with your best/worst friends! Find Carolyn on Twitch streaming games at Twitch.tv/jacuzzitubbs and transforming classic TV shows into Dungeons & Dragons games at Twitch.com/TVandD. S...
74
Dec. 1, 2020
EP 74 - SEX AND THE CITY with Carolyn Page
Writer/comedian Carolyn Page (THE DOWNLOAD) loves video games, soup for breakfast and the legendary TV show Sex and The City. We dissect the hell out of SATC's three landmark episodes and each give it a rating. Go ahead, put on your 4-inch heels, *soak* yourself in a homemade Cosmo and throw a Zoom listening party with your best/worst friends! Find Carolyn on Twitch streaming games at Twitch.tv/jacuzzitubbs and transforming classic TV shows into Dungeons & Dragons games at Twitch.com/TVandD. S...
74
Dec. 1, 2020
EP 74 - SEX AND THE CITY with Carolyn Page
Writer/comedian Carolyn Page (THE DOWNLOAD) loves video games, soup for breakfast and the legendary TV show Sex and The City. We dissect the hell out of SATC's three landmark episodes and each give it a rating. Go ahead, put on your 4-inch heels, *soak* yourself in a homemade Cosmo and throw a Zoom listening party with your best/worst friends! Find Carolyn on Twitch streaming games at Twitch.tv/jacuzzitubbs and transforming classic TV shows into Dungeons & Dragons games at Twitch.com/TVandD. S...
73
Nov. 25, 2020
EP 73 - THANKSGIVING 2020 with Damiana Garcia
Happy Anger Towards Your Secretary Day from our returning guest Damiana Garcia! The infamous lady reporter, writer, provocateur and an "aspiring super-spreader" is back to defend this famous holiday, as well as Thanksgiving 2020 and its COVID vibe. What's Damiana's take on the vaccine? What's it like building her brand of "perpetually ill person"? And how does Damiana kill a chicken? Listen to find out. Follow Damiana on IG. Subscribe to Joe Cabello’s Patreon for as low as $1 a month to get fir...
73
Nov. 25, 2020
EP 73 - THANKSGIVING 2020 with Damiana Garcia
Happy Anger Towards Your Secretary Day from our returning guest Damiana Garcia! The infamous lady reporter, writer, provocateur and an "aspiring super-spreader" is back to defend this famous holiday, as well as Thanksgiving 2020 and its COVID vibe. What's Damiana's take on the vaccine? What's it like building her brand of "perpetually ill person"? And how does Damiana kill a chicken? Listen to find out. Follow Damiana on IG. Subscribe to Joe Cabello’s Patreon for as low as $1 a month to get fir...
73
Nov. 25, 2020
EP 73 - THANKSGIVING 2020 with Damiana Garcia
Happy Anger Towards Your Secretary Day from our returning guest Damiana Garcia! The infamous lady reporter, writer, provocateur and an "aspiring super-spreader" is back to defend this famous holiday, as well as Thanksgiving 2020 and its COVID vibe. What's Damiana's take on the vaccine? What's it like building her brand of "perpetually ill person"? And how does Damiana kill a chicken? Listen to find out. Follow Damiana on IG. Subscribe to Joe Cabello’s Patreon for as low as $1 a month to get fir...
72
Nov. 16, 2020
EP 72 - ELECTION RECAP with Damiana Garcia
The election is not over! That is, for the POTUS and our returning guest, lady reporter Damiana Garcia! Dami's back to share her experience exercising her right as a citizen, which involved no pants, a flashlight and a 3AM outing in search for a drop-off ballot box. Consider this an investigative report of what really happened to Damiana's ballot. As our guest puts it herself, "I've worked as a lady reporter, I've been let go as a lady reporter, every time!" We also discuss growing up in Siberi...
72
Nov. 16, 2020
EP 72 - ELECTION RECAP with Damiana Garcia
The election is not over! That is, for the POTUS and our returning guest, lady reporter Damiana Garcia! Dami's back to share her experience exercising her right as a citizen, which involved no pants, a flashlight and a 3AM outing in search for a drop-off ballot box. Consider this an investigative report of what really happened to Damiana's ballot. As our guest puts it herself, "I've worked as a lady reporter, I've been let go as a lady reporter, every time!" We also discuss growing up in Siberi...
72
Nov. 16, 2020
EP 72 - ELECTION RECAP with Damiana Garcia
The election is not over! That is, for the POTUS and our returning guest, lady reporter Damiana Garcia! Dami's back to share her experience exercising her right as a citizen, which involved no pants, a flashlight and a 3AM outing in search for a drop-off ballot box. Consider this an investigative report of what really happened to Damiana's ballot. As our guest puts it herself, "I've worked as a lady reporter, I've been let go as a lady reporter, every time!" We also discuss growing up in Siberi...
71
Nov. 9, 2020
EP 71 - F**K BOYS AND WHAT WE CAN LEARN FROM THEM with Phyllis Thinkii
Phyllis Thinkii is an LA-based writer originally from Kenya, East Africa. She's here to defend F**K BOYS and compare her life-changing experience with them to ours. What is a f**k boy and how does it differ from a "zaddy"? Which one is a better catch? Most importantly, what can we all learn from a f**k boy modus operandi? Listen to find out (especially if you're Neil Strauss, cause we do talk about you a bit and no one else does anymore). Follow Phyllis on Twitter @phyllisthinkii. Subscribe to...
71
Nov. 9, 2020
EP 71 - F**K BOYS AND WHAT WE CAN LEARN FROM THEM with Phyllis Thinkii
Phyllis Thinkii is an LA-based writer originally from Kenya, East Africa. She's here to defend F**K BOYS and compare her life-changing experience with them to ours. What is a f**k boy and how does it differ from a "zaddy"? Which one is a better catch? Most importantly, what can we all learn from a f**k boy modus operandi? Listen to find out (especially if you're Neil Strauss, cause we do talk about you a bit and no one else does anymore). Follow Phyllis on Twitter @phyllisthinkii. Subscribe to...
71
Nov. 9, 2020
EP 71 - F**K BOYS AND WHAT WE CAN LEARN FROM THEM with Phyllis Thinkii
Phyllis Thinkii is an LA-based writer originally from Kenya, East Africa. She's here to defend F**K BOYS and compare her life-changing experience with them to ours. What is a f**k boy and how does it differ from a "zaddy"? Which one is a better catch? Most importantly, what can we all learn from a f**k boy modus operandi? Listen to find out (especially if you're Neil Strauss, cause we do talk about you a bit and no one else does anymore). Follow Phyllis on Twitter @phyllisthinkii. Subscribe to...
70
Nov. 6, 2020
EP 70 - THE FUTURE OF LIVE THEATER with Chad Austin Pierce (Chad Damiani)
As we know, "theater is dead, a putrid vessel of the forgotten time. The kind of putrid when the skin becomes wax and raccoons not only feed but make love to what's left of the flesh." These are the quotes from today's interview with Chad Austin Pierce, a distinguished theater actor "from one of the Americas," who's graced the stage at many places we never heard of, like Monte's Carnegie Hall (different from *the* Carnegie Hall). Chad Austin Pierce, who proudly doesn't own a pen and refers to w...
70
Nov. 6, 2020
EP 70 - THE FUTURE OF LIVE THEATER with Chad Austin Pierce (Chad Damiani)
As we know, "theater is dead, a putrid vessel of the forgotten time. The kind of putrid when the skin becomes wax and raccoons not only feed but make love to what's left of the flesh." These are the quotes from today's interview with Chad Austin Pierce, a distinguished theater actor "from one of the Americas," who's graced the stage at many places we never heard of, like Monte's Carnegie Hall (different from *the* Carnegie Hall). Chad Austin Pierce, who proudly doesn't own a pen and refers to w...
70
Nov. 6, 2020
EP 70 - THE FUTURE OF LIVE THEATER with Chad Austin Pierce (Chad Damiani)
As we know, "theater is dead, a putrid vessel of the forgotten time. The kind of putrid when the skin becomes wax and raccoons not only feed but make love to what's left of the flesh." These are the quotes from today's interview with Chad Austin Pierce, a distinguished theater actor "from one of the Americas," who's graced the stage at many places we never heard of, like Monte's Carnegie Hall (different from *the* Carnegie Hall). Chad Austin Pierce, who proudly doesn't own a pen and refers to w...
69
Oct. 29, 2020
EP 69 - FRAPP WARRIOR BY DAMIANA GARCIA with Damiana Garcia
Damiana Garcia is back, y'all! She's here to defend - no, wait, to PROMOTE her new post-apocalyptic barbarian novel called "FRAPP WARRIOR" that takes place at a Starbucks. Damiana gives us a generous preview of her yet unwritten opus ("Better than The Dark Tower") and even reads us a few excerpts. In fact, we'll give you a preview right here, in the episode description. Here's the first sentence form the novel: "It was the year 3000..." It all gets bananas from here. Follow Damiana on IG. Subs...
69
Oct. 29, 2020
EP 69 - FRAPP WARRIOR BY DAMIANA GARCIA with Damiana Garcia
Damiana Garcia is back, y'all! She's here to defend - no, wait, to PROMOTE her new post-apocalyptic barbarian novel called "FRAPP WARRIOR" that takes place at a Starbucks. Damiana gives us a generous preview of her yet unwritten opus ("Better than The Dark Tower") and even reads us a few excerpts. In fact, we'll give you a preview right here, in the episode description. Here's the first sentence form the novel: "It was the year 3000..." It all gets bananas from here. Follow Damiana on IG. Subs...