Dee and Lance acknowledge that a female UFC fighter would kick their asses in less than thirty seconds. Romantic horse rapist in Texas. Annoying female...
If you organize a naked event, you should expect a boner or two. Never masturbate in a portable toilet with the door open. DIY family abortion in Texas....
Dee and Lance are less than pleased with the new hip and ironic fast food advertising. The biggest pussy in Europe. Rimjobs tend to make shitty bribes....
I don't care what's wrong with you; a kangaroo is not a service animal. Pediatric dentist from WW2. Anal sex pregnancy miracle. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance speculate on how many shots a bartender would serve a customer before cutting them off. Dead skin shaving milkshake in Maryland. Jealous...