That's So Original Podcast

On this week’s episode of Who Wants to Be A Goth Billionaire, we’re catching up on the awkward road trip double date that is Jeremy, the Assassin, Coop, and Jordan as they ride in the back of a paneled truck to a vomitorium. We finally get to meet Fanny/Franny? and Byron’s sons Gunther and Tiger AKA the creators of the new streaming service “Abroha,” where all the rich D-bags go for their speedboat and cigar content. (Pause to read the AI poster. It is fantastic.) There are new characters introd

Ugh, just when you thought you were safe, Jordan and Coop are back and being obnoxious as usual. Why isn’t he in a cocoon already? When is she going to blow up? Seriously, we are over it. We get another back story because we apparently haven’t had enough. This time it’s the back story of Jordan and Coop’s boss. That’s right, even the minor characters get a flashback. They are faced with a tough decision when Byron comes to visit flashing his wad of cash and his jacket made out of an emergency bl

Following the most awkward plane ride in history, Dr. Ray quickly realizes that the clock is ticking for Byron – and for himself. He has 855 days to perfect the formula or he’ll be getting more than just a pink slip. Franny’s hate for Byron continues to burn hot, no matter how many billions, or nipples, he has. We get a sneak peek at the inner workings of the lab, two more Beauty origin stories, and, unfortunately, more chimpanzee trauma in the process. Does this episode have rizz? You’ll have t

This episode hit all our man crush buttons. Emo Evan Peters in love with a woman that clearly doesn’t want him? Kelly is intrigued. Cantankerous, sarcastic Vincent Dinofrio being a dick to everyone? Tiffany is all in. We get Byron’s back story and where The Beauty began. Spoiler, it was not pretty. The assassin and Jeremy are hitting the clubs and the shoulder pads are sharp enough to put an eye out. Coop is finally reunited with Irina, oops we mean new Jordan, and they decide to do the most log

Get ready to cover your eyes and prepare yourself for all trigger warnings. This one is called Beautiful Chimp Face and sadly there is not a Tonya or Tonka in sight. Instead, we’ve got a really sweaty and kind of mean Ben Platt. All we are saying is, Aaron Tviet would never IYKYK. The assassin is giving Jeremy the Pretty Woman treatment complete with shopping montage, tight pants and huge shoulder pads. Big Mistake! Huge! Byron is being a money hungry jerk and Coop’s cat died, which kind of make

“Flailing, she threw me away…” that could be the theme song of this episode and Meghan Trainor could sing it. The virus is still on the move, Ashton Kutcher is getting a blowie on a boat, and Coop is locked up in a truly gorgeous Italian jail. Sign us up to be interrogated next. Meanwhile, the assassin and Jeremy are embarking on a road trip from hell while plastic surgeon Jon Jon is chopping up bodies like his life depends on it, which it kind of does. Jordan is MIA, probably off feeling her ne