Episodes

Patrice and Marleah drink FIRE and talk the scariest doctors ever, the speculum, alien cattle experiments, and government coverups.

Patrice and Marleah drink Hot Toddies and talk PTSD, possession, talking dogs, and “stuck” people.

Patrice and Marleah drink Apple Cider Old Fashioneds and talk vampire rumors, torture convents, arsenic, and True Romance.

Happy Halloween 2019! LIVE from the Goat Haus Biergarten in Montgomery, AL!

Shadowy figures, phantom duets, wailing ghost babies, and women in white!

Patrice and Marleah drink Lemon and Rosemary Bourbon Sours and talk Rodents of Unusual Size, clean eating, feminist lighthouse takeovers, and ghostly laughter.

Patrice and Marleah drink Brambles and talk solo hiking, survivors, bad cops, and corruption.

It’s the scapegoat episode! Patrice and Marleah drink absolutely *perfect* Manhattans and talk hair fetishes, mass hysteria, love quadrangles, murder ballads, and syphilis.

Patrice and Marleah drink "mock" Alabama Fizzes and talk little glowing men, all the things you can shoot in Kentucky, nursery rhyme terror, and why you never touch a witch’s pig.

Patrice and Marleah drink Bloody Marys and talk the Victorian magic of arsenic, double standards, parking lot condom trails, and gentrification.

Patrice and Marleah drink Faux Fall Coffee Cocktails and talk about the horrors of the deep, floating islands of giant snakes, bipedal cat gorillas, and how white people ruin everything.

Patrice and Marleah drink Brambles and talk palmetto bugs, psychic gang fights, poor navigators, and Christopher Columbus’ alien sightings?!?!

Patrice and Marleah drink good old classic mimosas and talk vengeful witch rants, quicksand, grave chains, pot, car chases, and Doosh.

Patrice and Marleah drink Negroni Twists and talk grasshoppers, snake doctors, John Wilkes Booth, poop, and the power of a Southern woman.

Patrice and Marleah drink Pimm’s Cups and talk beaver nuggets, tail-eating mountain men, swamp apes, and the joy of scaring the shit out of kids.

Patrice and Marleah drink Madame Marleah Cocktails and talk about asshole serial killers: Todd Kohlhepp (the Amazon Review Killer) and the The Texarkana Moonlight Murders.

Patrice and Marleah drink blackberry mojitos and talk mermaid dicks, the dead people in your hotel rooms, and the multi-level curse on a West Virginia amusement park.

Patrice and Marleah drink Dirty 30 Martinis and talk bidets, trickster blacksmiths, swamp farts, killer ticks, and Louisiana vampires.

We have a special Listener Lore from Scott at our Wetumpka Theater show, a UFO sighting by Lorrie in Mississippi, and Box-Fan Chad makes us get dust in our eyes.

Our LIVE show from Wetumpka Depot Theater! Patrice and Marleah drink Tropical Storms and talk terrifying cryptid sightings, signs you’re not a Southerner, mental hospital hauntings, and the size of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s dick.

Patrice and Marleah drink jalapeno honey margaritas and talk extreme haunted houses, torture porn, inappropriate ghost touching, and Bigfoot’s side hustle.

Patrice and Marleah drink Chilton County peach bourbon lemonade and talk flying, flaming, and vanishing pigs, portals, and kitchen-hating poltergeists.

In this all-true-crime episode, Patrice and Marleah drink Seelbach cocktails and talk Minecraft as cross stitching, mazel tov cocktails, arson, the lofty goals of very bad people, parenting fails, and tree fetishism.

Patrice and Marleah drink Alabama Slammers and talk hidden salt mines, barge-eating sinkholes, quarter-mile-wide swirlies, Central Alabama Pride, the homosexual panic defense, and the sad state of Southern hate crime legislation.