Scientology and mechanical birds

(Part 2)

Tom Cruise is in trouble. Well, as much trouble as a man with infinite wealth and fame can be in: his latest movie isn't doing so great. But at least he wasn't told that he can't buy a mechanical bird.

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Digger is a major bomb

Scientology and Tom Cruise

Michael Jackson's questionable legacy

Kelly Clarkson attempts to purchase Molly the mechanical bird