TTB311: Cookie McFelony

The Two Bobs episode 311 for Monday, April 13, 2026:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Strawberry Rhubarb à la Mode from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/e296ba7a71 
  • Robert nursed a Smol Blue Razz from Drekker. https://untp.beer/823e531181 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll steal your cookies.
• More baseball talk! You can’t get enough of it.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS never even met Epstein, despite all the photo evidence suggesting otherwise.
  • Florida Man® wrecked a McDonald’s after they refused to give him free cookies. https://www.wesh.com/article/orange-county-suspect-arrest-mcdonalds-robbery-ucf/70938389 
  • Florida Woman® wanted to rekindle her marriage so she torched her husband’s home. https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-woman-trying-rekindle-marriage-accused-torching-husbands-home-ccso
  • This year’s Japanese penis festival had a great turnout. https://www.france24.com/en/asia-pacific/20260405-crowds-march-with-giant-phalluses-at-japan-s-fertility-festival 
  •  A guy in South Carolina who won $167 million playing the lottery was arrested for breaking into a home and stealing $12,000. https://www.live5news.com/2026/03/30/167m-powerball-winner-accused-breaking-into-home-stealing-12000-before-latest-arrest/ 
  • A recent study found that 97% of all sounds are infuriating. https://theonion.com/study-97-of-all-sounds-infuriating/ 

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