Episodes

The Two Bobs episode 326 for Monday, October 26, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an All Hallows Treat from Brewery Ommegang. https://untp.beer/7b1651a1b6 Robert nursed a Hittin’ Dingers from Lost Rhino. https://untp.beer/4Pd4V Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll hijack your delivery robot. We talked Lions vs. Packers and the World Series. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is changing the name of Lake Erie to Lake Florida Man. An Arizona man shot up an apartment ...

The Two Bobs episode 325 for Monday, October 19, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Absence of Light from 4 Hands. https://untp.beer/lmr4Q Robert nursed a Sweater Weather from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/690pn Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll make sasquatch calls at your home. The Bears still suck. Rob is getting an iPhone Duo…eventually. This week’s CRAZY NEWS passed the bar exam in China. Florida Man® shot an Uber Eats driver for trying to ...

The Two Bobs episode 324 for Monday, October 5, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Ice Cream Waffle Pastry Stout from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/n0BL7 Robert nursed a Space Cake from Clown Shoes. https://untp.beer/bf767c0e80 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll plant candy corn on your pizza. Where have we been? More iPhone drama from Robert. This week’s CRAZY NEWS proofreads all its executive orders. Tombstone is releasing a special edition cand...

The Two Bobs episode 323 for Monday, September 21, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Dragon’s Milk: Coconut Rum Barrel Reserve from New Holland https://untp.beer/5bc8ea7ae2 Robert nursed a Dragon’s Milk: Coconut Rum Barrel Reserve from New Holland https://untp.beer/5bc8ea7ae2 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll hit on your rubber duckies. More free iPhone drama. This week’s CRAZY NEWS had its White House credentials revoked. Florida Man® stripped nake...

The Two Bobs episode 322 for Monday, September 7, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Pineapple Lychee Vanilla Smoothie from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/6jDLn Robert nursed a Claws 2 from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/3V0GM Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll order naked DoorDash to your house. Dyson is making an overpowered, overpriced toothbrush. https://x.com/polymarket/status/2094848260150374768?s=46 This week’s CRAZY NEWS wishes everyone in C...

The Two Bobs episode 321 for Monday, August 31, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a The PastryArchy Cookies & Cream from DuClaw. https://untp.beer/Y42eg Robert nursed a Festina Pêche from Dogfish Head. https://untp.beer/Elq4w Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll use your fart corner. This week’s CRAZY NEWS has signed an executive order changing the name of every lake to Lake Florida Man. A teacher in Georgia made a fart corner in her classroom. https://ww...

The Two Bobs episode 320 for Monday, August 24, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Orange Brewlius from Drafting Table. https://untp.beer/a4lWK Robert nursed an Orange Starfish from Aslin. https://untp.beer/pWq3P Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll force feed you KFC Oreos. Have free iPhones gotten free-er? This week’s CRAZY NEWS likes to ride in catering trucks. Florida Man® attacked his neighbor with dog feces, over dog feces. https://www.clickorlan...

The Two Bobs episode 319 for Monday, August 3, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Raspberry Confetti from Ferndale Project. https://untp.beer/ByNO2 Robert nursed a Rainbows are Real from Clown Shoes. https://untp.beer/7df9b8a87c Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll send drunks to your house to cut your grass. This week’s CRAZY NEWS can’t help but think the GOP is pulling a Weekend at Bernie’s with Mitch McConnell. A lady from Iowa was busted for drunk dr...

The Two Bobs episode 318 for Monday, July 27, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Sweet Baby Java from Duclaw Brewing. https://untp.beer/f336a644d3 Robert downed a Big Papi from Commonwealth Brewing Company https://untp.beer/caed144c76 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll leave cocaine in your jail purse. Some random shit, including Robert may or may not be buying a Corvette. Even he doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is wonde...

The Two Bobs episode 317 for Monday, July 20, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Orange Cream Shandy from Big Lake. https://untp.beer/69vvG Robert nursed a Chime from Urban Artifact. https://untp.beer/2mpVj Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll trap you in a porta potty. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is happy that Trump’s self-approval rating is an at all-time high. A man in Indiana used his genitals as kindling. PSA: Don’t use your genitals as kindling. https:...

The Two Bobs episode 316 for Monday, July 6, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Lemon Meringue A La Mode from Ferndale Project. https://untp.beer/XzKmW Robert nursed a Cheat Day Brownie Swirl from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/a819119880 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll assault you with stale bread. Ranch is an international delight and all the World Cup players are trying to smuggle it out of the country. https://www.the-independent.com/life-style...

The Two Bobs episode 315 for Monday, June 8, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Pure Michigan Cherry Kolsch from Shorts. https://untp.beer/7f405bf755 Robert nursed a Blonde Betty from Feel the Rain Brothers Brew. https://untp.beer/mM6d3 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll adopt a 37-year-old in your name. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is being shipped to Hammond, Indiana since Chicago doesn’t want it anymore. A police officer in South Carolina was fired for po...

The Two Bobs episode 314 for Monday, June 1, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Baltic Porter from Founders. https://untp.beer/b61Ox Robert nursed a Short Stack from Virginia Beer. https://untp.beer/8XjVb Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll bulldoze your house. Robert visited Rob (with a special appearance by Super Listener Dave) in Michigan last week and we shared a few highlights. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is mad that it wasn’t invited to the UFC fight o...

The Two Bobs episode 313 for Monday, May 11, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Cheat Day from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/a819119880 Robert nursed a Chocolate Peanut Butter Yeti from Great Divide. https://untp.beer/xrwMp Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll close your Taco Bell. We’ll be taking a break for a few weeks due to life and Robert’s upcoming Michigan visit. This week’s CRAZY NEWS had to sell both of its kidneys to buy gas this week. Flor...

The Two Bobs episode 311 for Monday, April 13, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Strawberry Rhubarb à la Mode from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/e296ba7a71 Robert nursed a Smol Blue Razz from Drekker. https://untp.beer/823e531181 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll steal your cookies. More baseball talk! You can’t get enough of it. This week’s CRAZY NEWS never even met Epstein, despite all the photo evidence suggesting otherwise. Florida Man® wrecke...

The Two Bobs episode 310 for Monday, April 6, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Blue Buns Treat from Prairie Artisan Ales. https://untp.beer/B4LAP Robert nursed a Rye on Rye from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/jE7xY Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll piss on your Airbnb. Baseball is back! This week’s CRAZY NEWS was just appointed Attorney General. Florida Woman® was accused of urinating all over multiple Airbnb rentals. https://www.yahoo.com/news/artic...

The Two Bobs episode 309 for Monday, March 23, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a KBS Caramel from Founders. https://untp.beer/El9K9 Robert nursed KBS Caramel from Founders. https://untp.beer/El9K9 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll plant counterfeit bills in your wallet and report you to police. We talked about where we were last week. Exciting shit (not really). This week’s CRAZY NEWS won the Oscar for best Florida Man® docuseries. A dancing robot c...

The Two Bobs episode 308 for Monday, March 9, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Only I Didn’t Say Fudge from Transient. https://untp.beer/rPwBX Robert nursed an All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Cat from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/a3ce48912c Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll take permanent control of your thermostat. Alexa is still dumb. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is glad that it stocked up on gasoline a week ago. A Texas news anchor and a ...

The Two Bobs episode 306 for Monday, February 16, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Deth’s Tar from Revolution Brewing. https://untp.beer/693f29e41f Robert nursed an Out of Order: Blood & Bloom from RaR Brewing. https://untp.beer/p6DaY Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll get drunk and crash into your mailbox. The Super Bowl is over, and the correct team won. Time for baseball! This week’s CRAZY NEWS won the Olympic gold medal in taxidermy. Florida Man...

The Two Bobs episode 305 for Monday, February 9, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Sweet Baby Fluffernutter! From DuClaw. https://untp.beer/xE7xp Robert nursed a Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Toasted Stout from Lexington. https://untp.beer/e65e9d5e8e Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll penetrate your vacuum cleaner. The Super Bowl is upon us! While neither of our teams are playing, we take comfort in knowing that the Bears aren’t either. This week’s CRAZY NE...

The Two Bobs episode 304 for Monday, February 2, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Accident in Hubbard’s Cave from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untp.beer/gPdGd Robert nursed a Barrel Aged Mocha Blackout Stout from Great Lakes. https://untp.beer/KP5xa Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll plant a mermaid in your pond. Random Shit The weather has been terrible. Alexa+ is terrible. This week’s CRAZY NEWS sat through “Melania” so you don’t have to. You’re welc...

The Two Bobs episode 303 for Monday, January 19, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Grampa’s Apple Pie from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/mO3Ow Robert nursed a Prophecies from RaR Brewing. https://untp.beer/pV71Y Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll steal your walrus penis. This week’s CRAZY NEWS knows that the Bears still suck! Someone stole a New Jersey restaurant’s walrus penis, and they’d like it back. https://www.nj.com/food/2026/01/beloved-walrus-pen...

The Two Bobs episode 302 for Monday, January 12, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Flying Buffalo Root Beer Float from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/QB4MX Robert nursed an Airing of Grievances from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/qe1Vd Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll steal your ex’s car and tell police it was you. We talked about the Lions and Packers, and the fact that the Bears still suck. This week’s CRAZY NEWS needs Greenland, for defensive...