TTB324: McFast & Furious

The Two Bobs episode 324 for Monday, October 5, 2026:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed an Ice Cream Waffle Pastry Stout from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/n0BL7
  • Robert nursed a Space Cake from Clown Shoes. https://untp.beer/bf767c0e80
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll plant candy corn on your pizza.
• Where have we been?
• More iPhone drama from Robert.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS proofreads all its executive orders.
  • Tombstone is releasing a special edition candy corn pizza just in time for spooky season, also known as “eat shitty pizza season.” Offensive. https://people.com/tombstone-releasing-candy-corn-pizza-mashup-for-halloween-12147291
  • A family’s Disney trip was ruined when their kid found a used vibrator. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/family-say-disney-trip-ruined-after-child-found-used-vibrator-holiday-inn-club-vacations-orange-lake-resort-settlement-agreement-cincinnati-consumer-included-confidentiality-condition-complaint-filed-florida-human-interest-travel
  • A passenger flying out of PDX was arrested for stashing 60 pounds of marijuana in her suitcases. https://www.kptv.com/2026/09/29/woman-arrested-pdx-with-nearly-60-pounds-weed/
  • A Virginia man blamed his McDonald’s craving for going nearly 50 MPH over the speed limit. https://wjla.com/news/local/man-blames-mcdonalds-breakfast-for-speeding-nearly-50-mph-over-limit-in-manassas
  • A new hygiene hack makes shitting your pants so much more convenient! https://theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-new-flushable-khakis/

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