TTB327: Fart the Wood

The Two Bobs episode 327 for Monday, November 2, 2026:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Punkuccino from Elysian. https://untp.beer/Ng6v
  • Robert nursed a Pumpkin Patch Kittens from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/73c805f09a
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll fart the wood.
• World Series talk!
• The guy from last week who stole the Flamingo has been charged. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/canadian-flamingo-las-vegas-9.7386697
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is sponsored by The Cheesecake Factory.
  • A Colorado man claims that the SWAT team who invaded his home used the word “fart” as their K9 was chomping down on him. https://kdvr.com/news/local/attorney-in-k9-bite-civil-rights-trial-says-police-used-word-fart-during-swat-raid/
  • Florida Man® attacked his fellow Uber passenger for taking up too much space in their shared ride. https://www.cleveland19.com/2026/10/25/man-allegedly-attacked-fellow-uber-passenger-taking-up-too-much-space-shared-ride/
  • A New Hampshire truck driver was arrested after police discovered 170 empty beer bottles in the cab of his tractor-trailer. https://www.wmur.com/article/driver-arrested-bow-beer-bottles/74234862
  • A Minnesota man was charged in a bizarre diaper attack. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/diaper-assault-901832
  • Election officials are warning against turning in your absentee ballot by strapping it to a cat. https://theonion.com/election-officials-warn-that-ballots-tied-to-stray-cat-unlikely-to-arrive-in-time/

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