Episodes

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Oct. 2, 2024

WLP Tries Fate RPG: Neon Realms: Episode 1: "The Dilluminati Code"

We're going back to the kind of Season 3 of Nine Realms. Judging by the title of the episode, I would not anticipate any sharp turns this season. There's no way I would ever put spoilers in the title of an episode. I just really like pretty colors, that's all. This season isn't going to be a cyberpunk thing. Tune in for a very mellow season where Fennimore, Seacil, and Hannibal load up the beef jerky stand and get into wacky hijinks. I listened to Sleep so much this year that I decided to wait t...
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Oct. 9, 2024

WLP Tries Fate RPG: Neon Realms: Episode 2: "Without A Safety Jet"

I see that you have a penchant for reading episode descriptions, do you? That was never my bag, but I respect the hustle. Automatons separate our Darknet Drifters from their departure. With the stash in hand and sirens sounding throughout the syndicate of circuitry, how is the crew going to escape? Pull out your fork and knife because we are serving up heaps of Murphy Slaw. We release new episodes every Wednesday morning! If you want more content from us consider supporting us on Patreon! Please...
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Oct. 16, 2024

WLP Tries Fate RPG: Neon Realms: Episode 3: "Espresso Yourself"

We are humble creatures of habit. Every Wednesday, we release another episode. Each week, I am faced with the perplexing realization that I am no more well-equipped than I was the last time. Here's to another week of chipping away at father time as we careen through the seemingly infinite. I dunno, the crew goes to a bar or something. We release new episodes every Wednesday morning! If you want more content from us consider supporting us on Patreon! Please provide any feedback to warplordspod@gm...
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Oct. 23, 2024

WLP Tries: Eat The Reich - Patreon Preview Oct. 2024

The boys in the Neon Realms are taking a bit of a coffee break this week. If you're still craving content the boys here at WLP are working hard over on the Patreon. Here's a clip from our Halloween special of Wlp Tries. This year we are playing Eat the Reich. Consider subscribing to the Patreon to hear more. We release new episodes every Wednesday morning! If you want more content from us consider supporting us on Patreon! Please provide any feedback to warplordspod@gmail.com, or Reach out to us...
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Oct. 30, 2024

WLP Tries Fate RPG: Neon Realms: Episode 4: "Netflix and Chilaquiles"

Oh wow, it's Wednesday again. Funny how that seems to happen over and over. Did you know that Wednesday was named after the Germanic god Woden? In Romance languages, that name comes from the Roman god Mercury. Could you imagine if Wednesday was Mercuryday? Kind of explains why it always feels a bit retrograde-y. If Woden doesn't really sound all that familiar, the god is also known as Odin. Odin was portrayed by Anthony Hopkins in Thor, though the actor is more commonly known for his role as Han...
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Nov. 6, 2024

WLP Tries Fate RPG: Neon Realms: Episode 5: "An Eye for a Thigh"

Back at it again, baby! The crew finally has some breathing room. You're never going to guess what they decide to do as their pursuers try to catch the scent. A new day dawns, though they couldn't see it through the smog and skyscrapers of Neon City. I'll bet the last thing you were expecting at this point was an on topic blurb. Haha! We release new episodes every Wednesday morning! If you want more content from us consider supporting us on Patreon! Please provide any feedback to warplordspod@gm...
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Nov. 13, 2024

WLP Tries Fate RPG: Neon Realms: Episode 6: "Radiator Defibrillator"

It's an uncanny feeling, coming back to a place that you once knew and no longer recognize. Staring through the window of your mind into a portal to the past that is only viewable by those who experienced it. What variances separate this place from your memory? If someone from your hometown were to recreate this memory, how would it differ from yours? Would your crotchety old neighbor's nose hair be even longer? And what does this all have to do with Neon City? I don't know.  We release new epi...
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Nov. 20, 2024

Patreon Preview November 2024

Jared is coming up with a long non-sequitur, and the boys are taking a vape break somewhere in Neon City. Enjoy this clip from our Patreon Original series Curiosity Springs. If this interests you consider subscribing to the Patreon to hear more!  We release new episodes every Wednesday morning! If you want more content from us consider supporting us on Patreon! Please provide any feedback to warplordspod@gmail.com, or Reach out to us on Twitter! We want to hear from you! Warp Lords is a product...
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Nov. 27, 2024

WLP Tries Fate RPG: Neon Realms: Episode 7: "Friend Over Backward"

Jared forgot to make a new non-sequitur for this week, anyway here is the episode.  We release new episodes every Wednesday morning! If you want more content from us consider supporting us on Patreon! Please provide any feedback to warplordspod@gmail.com, or Reach out to us on Twitter! We want to hear from you! Warp Lords is a product of Bandit Gang Entertainment, and the game is used with their permission. Buy the game, take the ride! Buy/Download Warp Lords Here Follow our Sosh-Meds! Warp Lor...
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Dec. 4, 2024

WLP Tries Fate RPG: Neon Realms: Episode 8: "Not My Monkeys, Not My Circuits"

It can be easy to forget how much of an effect weather plays in our daily lives as we sit in the comfort of our homes. We can be warm when it's cold and cold when it's warm. We can purify the air; we can even humidify it. Walls protect us from intense winds and otherwise. It can be easy to forget that we are traveling at 67,000 miles per hour around the sun and that 80% of the ocean is uncharted. How would we even get by without all these tools? Tune in this week to see the boys roleplay life in...
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Dec. 11, 2024

WLP Tries Fate RPG: Neon Realms: Episode 9: "...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Legs"

All things are relative. If you zoom out far enough, anything can seem inconsequential. Humans have been around for about 200,000 years, which seems long by my estimation. This is truly a drop in the proverbial bucket compared to the estimated 4.6 billion years since the Earth formed into a disk-shaped cloud of dust and gas rotating around a star. All of humanity's existence would be one teensy slice of the 23,000 piece pizza of Earth's existence. It's easy to get lost in that pizza's sauce and ...
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Dec. 18, 2024

Patreon Preview December 2024

Heres a clip from our recurring monthly mystery campaign from out Patreon. The brothers find out they've been missing, and must assimilate back into normal life. Find out this, and much more on Patreon! Please provide any feedback to warplordspod@gmail.com, or Reach out to us on Twitter! We want to hear from you! Warp Lords is a product of Bandit Gang Entertainment, and the game is used with their permission. Buy the game, take the ride! Buy/Download Warp Lords Here Follow our Sosh-Meds! Warp Lo...
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Dec. 25, 2024

WLP Tries Fate RPG: Neon Realms: Episode 10: "The Sweet Gumdrops, Oh, They Sing to Me"

As we approach the end of this season, the gang makes their way through the wastes in search of the coordinates they were given. There may be a slight concussion along the way. We release new episodes every Wednesday morning! If you want more content from us consider supporting us on Patreon! Please provide any feedback to warplordspod@gmail.com, or Reach out to us on Twitter! We want to hear from you! Warp Lords is a product of Bandit Gang Entertainment, and the game is used with their permissi...
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Jan. 1, 2025

WLP Tries Fate RPG: Neon Realms: Episode 11: "Waxed Wings and the Ends of Kings"

Going into this episode, you can expect one thing to remain constant: Hugo Boss loves his family. Thanks for tuning in for our first stab at a cyberpunk-type setting. If you have any games you'd like to see us play next, let us know on social media. Up next, we've got Tales of the Bloodmoon Season 3. You're a special person, and the world is lucky to have you. We release new episodes every Wednesday morning! If you want more content from us consider supporting us on Patreon! Please provide any f...