Episodes

Yes, a year has passed since you heard from us. Yes, this episode is long and chaotic. Yes, we recorded the day AFTER the tournament started. And? Gurl, just listen!

1:15- Sabalenka wins her first major singles’ major 5:30- Who can bring the consistency on the WTA? 7:35- Perpetual Quarter-finalist Pegula? 10:30- Vika gets back to the semifinals in Australia for the first time in a decade! 14:52- Donnelle brought up Pliskova, y’all. 15:48- Ostapenko rising?? 17:57- Andreescu just…gurl… 20:00- Coco, it coulda been you, niece! 21:00- Raducanu overpunched. Period. 24:05- Krejcikova been winning winning. In doubles. 26:28- Caroline García did what she always do. ...

Tomorrow's episode is not promised. We're running down the 2023 Australian Open draws. Friend to the show, Anthony, is back with us yet again. We have fun.

Wimbledon 2022 is almost here! So much is happening all at-once, but we got you covered! Joining us is our longtime friend Leon (@Ghetto_Rapunzel)! 1:51- News & Updates -Career retirements -Natela Dzalamidze said she getting her check! -The ATP wants to try off-court coaching 20:47- Wimbledon Ladies' Draw rundown 58:30- Wimbledon Men's Draw rundown 1:33:50- Power Rankings

Wimbledon 2022 is almost here! So much is happening all at-once, but we got you covered! Joining us is our longtime friend Leon (@Ghetto_Rapunzel)! 1:51- News & Updates -Career retirements -Natela Dzalamidze said she getting her check! -The ATP wants to try off-court coaching 20:47- Wimbledon Ladies' Draw rundown 58:30- Wimbledon Men's Draw rundown 1:33:50- Power Rankings

We late. The 2022 French Open already started. And?

We late. The 2022 French Open already started. And?

We just couldn't let our thoughts on Novak's deportation go unheard...we HAD to say it!

We just couldn't let our thoughts on Novak's deportation go unheard...we HAD to say it!

We byke! It ain't perfect, but it's here. @Brillianthony joins us once again! We discuss news concerning Juan Martin del Potro, Chris Evert, and more! We also rundown the Men's and Women's Australian Open draws. *** We discussed, in-depth, the Novak Djokovic situation, but we experienced some sound issues during this portion of the show (unbeknownst to us). Sorry, but that entire section is gone. :(

We byke! It ain't perfect, but it's here. @Brillianthony joins us once again! We discuss news concerning Juan Martin del Potro, Chris Evert, and more! We also rundown the Men's and Women's Australian Open draws. *** We discussed, in-depth, the Novak Djokovic situation, but we experienced some sound issues during this portion of the show (unbeknownst to us). Sorry, but that entire section is gone. :(

It's time for the 2021 US Open! It's been a rough season for almost every player, so hopefully your fave made it to NYC. 2:05- News & Updates 7:54- Women's US Open draw rundown 24:29- Men's US Open draw rundown 44:40- Power Rankings

It's time for the 2021 US Open! It's been a rough season for almost every player, so hopefully your fave made it to NYC. 2:05- News & Updates 7:54- Women's US Open draw rundown 24:29- Men's US Open draw rundown 44:40- Power Rankings

Short, sweet, and to the point-- our Toyko Olympics tennis preview!

Short, sweet, and to the point-- our Toyko Olympics tennis preview!

Some (funny) news, and our draw breakdowns. Y'all love it. WIMBLEDON! We missed you, sis! 1:29- The French Open is the worst. Wbk. 2:15- Yana Sizikova got arrested. 3:26- Bianca Andreescu makes team changes. 4:17- Dayana Yastremska can play tennis again. 5:14- PTPA news 13:24- Dr. Katarina Pijetlovic and her messy tweets 20:02- Our beatdowns of, matches of, and best-dressed of the 2021 French Open 26:54- 2021 Wimbledon Ladies' Draw breakdown 56:16- 2021 Wimbledon Mens' Draw breakdown ...

Some (funny) news, and our draw breakdowns. Y'all love it. WIMBLEDON! We missed you, sis! 1:29- The French Open is the worst. Wbk. 2:15- Yana Sizikova got arrested. 3:26- Bianca Andreescu makes team changes. 4:17- Dayana Yastremska can play tennis again. 5:14- PTPA news 13:24- Dr. Katarina Pijetlovic and her messy tweets 20:02- Our beatdowns of, matches of, and best-dressed of the 2021 French Open 26:54- 2021 Wimbledon Ladies' Draw breakdown 56:16- 2021 Wimbledon Mens' Draw breakdown ...

It's been a minute, but we finally decided to do our (second) job. Hasn't been that long since the last French Open, but here we are again! We run down both brackets...you know how we do! Enjoy, and we'll be back soon! 3:08- Naomi Osaka is NOT seeing it for the press this French Open, and they're not seeing her at all. 9:57- Shoutouts to... 10:45- Ladies' Draw rundown 43:19- Men's Draw rundown 1:10:40- Power Rankings

It's been a minute, but we finally decided to do our (second) job. Hasn't been that long since the last French Open, but here we are again! We run down both brackets...you know how we do! Enjoy, and we'll be back soon! 3:08- Naomi Osaka is NOT seeing it for the press this French Open, and they're not seeing her at all. 9:57- Shoutouts to... 10:45- Ladies' Draw rundown 43:19- Men's Draw rundown 1:10:40- Power Rankings

We're back for our pre-Australian Open 2021 episode! Joining us, once again, is our Army OG @brillianthony! A lil' news, a lil' shade, a lot of laughs! Get into it! 1:58- Sam Querrey...lettuce discuss! 21:17- Kei Nishikori's major life changes 21:45- Lucas Pouille and his wife have a baby! 21:52- Hyeon Chung...mannnnnnn 22:13- Our thoughts are with Laura Robson 23:00- Dayana Yastremska... 27:27- Jelena Jankovic is pregnant! 31:34- Women's Draw rundown 1:16:42- Men's Draw rundown

We're back for our pre-Australian Open 2021 episode! Joining us, once again, is our Army OG @brillianthony! A lil' news, a lil' shade, a lot of laughs! Get into it! 1:58- Sam Querrey...lettuce discuss! 21:17- Kei Nishikori's major life changes 21:45- Lucas Pouille and his wife have a baby! 21:52- Hyeon Chung...mannnnnnn 22:13- Our thoughts are with Laura Robson 23:00- Dayana Yastremska... 27:27- Jelena Jankovic is pregnant! 31:34- Women's Draw rundown 1:16:42- Men's Draw rundown

Here's a quickie to open our 4th season! The 2021 tennis season is a-go...sort of. We saw Sabalenka, de Minaur, and Hurkacz all win to open the season...but everyone has been quarantined since. However, even in the absence of competition, tennis players have continued making headlines by showing their privilege over and over and over again. We're gonna talk about it! 1:40- Svitolina and Monfils split...but only for quarantine

Here's a quickie to open our 4th season! The 2021 tennis season is a-go...sort of. We saw Sabalenka, de Minaur, and Hurkacz all win to open the season...but everyone has been quarantined since. However, even in the absence of competition, tennis players have continued making headlines by showing their privilege over and over and over again. We're gonna talk about it! 1:40- Svitolina and Monfils split...but only for quarantine

What? Y'all thought we were going to end 2020 without a word?? Well you almost had it right tbh. But we figured a five-month layoff was too long (ahem, Serena), so here's a year-ending episode to ease you into this very peculiar holiday season. We talk about everything our minds could think of but, hey, it's been a while. 3:26- Novak Djokovic hits tennis balls AND linespeople 12:15- Has anyone heard from Sam Querrey? 14:40- Julia Goerges retires 15:40- Karolina Plsikova splits with coach Val...