Episodes

459
July 15, 2024

Episode 459: Drag Race All Stars 9 Ep 10: Lip-Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown

Everyone lip synced, no one went home, Shannel had a bit of a Megami moment, Roxxxy got to maintain tradition--including never losing a lip sync--and we found a way to talk about Shelley Duvall and Sasha Colby for a little bit. Want even more Alright Mary? Become a Matreon at the Sister Mary level to get access to past seasons of Nuance, the Alright Mary aftershow, movie reviews and past seasons of US Drag Race, UK, Canada, Down Under, Philippines and more. Join us at our OnlyMary's level for ...
458
July 7, 2024

Episode 458: Drag Race All Stars 9 Ep 9: Rosemarie's Baby Shower: The Rusical

This is no dream, this is really happening this week as the queens take on a Rusical of Rosemary’s Baby (with a bit of The Exorcist, Poltergeist, IT and of course, Megan thrown in). We have a lot to say about horror movies, nothing to say about periwinkle and plenty of feelings on the SLMing of Shannel. Plus that lip sync just had us putting our hands behind our backs and curiously spinning away. Want even more Alright Mary? Become a Matreon at the Sister Mary level to get access to past season...
457
June 30, 2024

Episode 457: Drag Race All Stars 9 Ep 8: Make Your Own Kind of Rusic

Music makes the people come together, but it also makes drag queens design looks based on (the titles of) RuPaul songs. Shannel continues to get nothing for Christmas, Gottmik gets a three way hug with a dress form, Nina has clearly never made construction paper turkeys as a kid, Angeria is VERY Ashford & Simpson, and Vanjie loves cats. Jorgeous doesn’t really have a plotline this week, but remember that time she won her design challenge? Plastique continues to have the judges seeing stars and R...
456
June 23, 2024

Episode 456: Drag Race All Stars 9 Ep 7: Meeting in the Ladies Room

It’s truly a Night of 1000 Divas as RuPaul channels Joan Crawford, Faye Dunaway playing Joan Crawford, Bette Davis, Lauren Bacall and more stars of the 20th century in this week’s camp cinema inspired acting challenge. (Though the jury’s still out on The Boys in the Band when it comes to camp, but having Jorgeous play Harold is certainly an inspired choice.) Want even more Alright Mary? Become a Matreon at the Sister Mary level to get access to past seasons of Nuance, the Alright Mary aftershow...
455
June 16, 2024

Episode 455: Drag Race All Stars 9 Ep 6: The National Drag Convention Roast

No one’s safe at a roast, chickens—unless it’s a charity season and no one goes home. Want even more Alright Mary? Become a Matreon at the Sister Mary level to get access to past seasons of Nuance, the Alright Mary aftershow, movie reviews and past seasons of US Drag Race, UK, Canada, Down Under, Philippines and more. Join us at our OnlyMary's level for EVEN MORE movie reviews, brackets, and deep dives into our personal lives! Patreon: www.patreon.com/alrightmary Email: alrightmarypodcast@gma...
454
June 9, 2024

Episode 454: Drag Race All Stars 9 Ep 5: Property Queens

Roxxxy Andrews more than earns her commission in the final minutes of this week’s episode. After a series of real estate commercials that weren’t necessarily fighting off bidders, some workroom drama about Florida accents, Jorgeous's Mommy and me moment on the runway and a pretty hairy lip sync, an anguished blind crab walk was just what this episode needed to continue to sell us on this absurd telethon pitting charities against one another. Also, the Teletubbies show up and we have some very st...
453
June 2, 2024

Episode 453: Drag Race All Stars 9 - Ep 4: Smokin' Hot Firefighter Makeovers

Makeovers meets the girl group challenge with a healthy dose of daddy issues in this week’s episode. We have much to say about Shannel, including the fact that she is iconically badgeless, not as much to say about alliances and cliques and lots of feelings about that pole dancer, Ross’s commitment to making/not losing these references, and why All Stars needs more stars. Want even more Alright Mary? Become a Matreon at the Sister Mary level to get access to past seasons of Nuance, the Alright M...
452
May 27, 2024

Episode 452.5: BONUS! All About Yvie (w/ Yvie Oddly!)

Alright Yvie! This week we talk to Season 11 winner, All Stars alum and beloved oddball of the Denver drag scene, Yvie Oddly! We discuss the honor of cat ownership, facing imposter syndrome on national television, the Drag Race you don’t see, navigating the seas of toxic fandom, celebrating temporary drag and so much more! Their new book “All About Yvie”, co-written with Michael Bach, will be out on June 19th! Want even more Alright Mary? Become a Matreon at the Sister Mary level to get access...
452
May 27, 2024

Episode 452: Drag Race All Stars 9 - Ep 3: Snatch Game of Love

We get twice the tickled ivories this week when two Liberaces show up on Snatch Game of Love. Personally, we have dibs on Marla Gibbs and whatever she’s got in that shoulder bag. Thanks to Shannel, we spend some necessary time on both the expression and the movie “in the cut” and Jorgeous inspires us to revisit an internet legend. We also figure out who Roxxxy looks like in her confessionals, and of course can’t resist a tangent on Terrence. Inevitably we end up talking at some point about Vanji...
451
May 19, 2024

Episode 451: Drag Race All Stars 9 - Ep 1 & 2: Drag Queens Save the World / The Paint Ball

Sisters are doing it for charity this season of All Stars, and the stakes have never been lower! But honestly, it’s kind of nice to just watch a variety show for the next couple months, especially with a cast this solid. Episodes 1 and 2 both dropped in the wee hours of the morning so we’re covering both in a supersized episode this week. We got two hours of familiar faces reading, singing, dancing, sewing, painting, literally painting, lip syncing and scissoring one another and we can’t really ...
450
April 28, 2024

Episode 450: Patreon Preview - Cruel Intentions (1999)

This week, we're bringing you the first 20 minutes of our discussion about a movie that must be included in the gay canon! If you want to hear the rest of the discussion, check out the link to our Patreon below! *Cruel Intentions* (1999) may mostly be about the heterosexual pursuits of Manhattan’s filthiest and richest, but it’s overwhelmingly queer coded. The cast includes Buffy Summers, Tracy Flick, Joshua Jackson with a box dye job, a cadre of older character actresses in supporting roles, a...
449
April 21, 2024

Episode 449: Drag Race S16 Ep 16 - Grand Finale

It’s time for Ru to pack up the pink limousine and peel out, but first—an uncanny valley version of a live finale! The Top 3 perform signature songs we’ve never heard before, and two of them are actually pretty great while one of them is sort of growing on us. (On an unrelated note, we do a full autopsy of “Bodysuit” this week.) We get some much welcomed mompreciation, plus Mrs. Wind and Mrs. Cristàl, Malaysia Babydoll Eagle, Sasha Colby (SASHA COLBY, Donna TaDonna) being She Her Hers, and final...
448
April 14, 2024

Episode 448: Drag Race S16 Ep 15 - LipSync Lalaparuza Smackdown - Reunited

Instead of hashing out old fights while perched on stadium arranged bar stools on either side of the stage, the queens of Season 16 are reuniting to face off in a lip sync bracket for $50,000 and, in Megami’s case, a total rudemption arc. It’s a brand new stage (from Secret Celebrity Drag Race?), a playlist of top tier lip sync songs, Bruno just happy to be there, some girl in the audience high off her heels, and an opportunity for the top three to sit back and be judgey gays in the workroom whi...
447
April 7, 2024

Episode 447: Drag Race S16 Ep 14 - Booked & Blessed

The workroom becomes a writers retreat this week as the top four put pen to paper, photo to book cover and personality to podcast for a memoir-able final lap before the finale. Oh and there’s some casual waterboarding during the mini challenge, but at least it comes with a trip to Puerto Vallarta! Nymphia discusses the challenges of meeting Western beauty standards with Matt Rogers, Sapphira slues her way to the top, Q takes a bite out of soup, Plane finally descends to the bottom 2 and RuPaul g...
446
March 31, 2024

Episode 446: Drag Race S16 Ep 13 - Drag Race Vegas LIVE! Makeovers

What happens in Vegas doesn’t really ever stay in Vegas anymore these days, which is all to say that this week we finally get the makeover challenge! Five backup dancers from Drag Race Vegas LIVE (!) are perfectly paired with our five remaining showgirls--but oh also, we didn't get nearly enough Showgirls references this episode, I know that much. We have a lot to say about Monopoly, GUESS WHO, the blushing police, Ru’s roots in San Diego, that Plane and Lazy workroom connection, the audacity of...
445
March 24, 2024

Episode 445: Drag Race S16 Ep 12 - Bathroom Hunties

There’s no room to rest this week as the top six put their backs into custom bathrooms with thrones fit for a strange German couple played Carson and Michelle. Plane writes all of her worries down on a piece of paper and tears it up, and that is the vulnerability the judges are looking for. Q continues to rue the decisions Ru makes, Morphine loves shit talking, Dawn and Nymphia circle the drain as challenge partners and Sapphira is officially Number 1 in the race by the time she’s scooting down ...
444
March 17, 2024

Episode 444: Drag Race S16 Ep 11 - Corporate Queens

It’s a mandatory meeting this week as the queens give HR presentations to a live studio audience! (Really.) Joel Kim Booster is on hand to give the girls a boost but no one quite understands the assignment, including us. Sapphira stumbles and shines but we’ll probably remember Mhi’ya the most, and we’d like to know more about that midday after party. The Miami girls get a little Florida in the lip sync, and we finally say goodbye to the Unsinkable Miss LaPaige. Want even more Alright Mary? Beco...
443
March 12, 2024

Episode 443: Drag Race S16 Ep 10 - Werq The World

Pardon our delay this week and slight audio snafu starting about 17 minutes in, but if you take anything away from this episode, it’s that Mhi’ya chooses Equal, Ethan Embry was not in the movie Frailty, neither of us get SpongeBob references, clapping along requires a lot of group trust, we have very subjective reactions to Leland on the keys and The Traitors really changes your view of how reality show competitions should be played. Also no one goes home and we have questions about the runway p...
442
March 3, 2024

Episode 442: Drag Race S16 Ep 9 - See You Next Wednesday

If the definition of goth is black and white, then this week was a goth-inspired design challenge. And the third this season! Most of the episode is waiting to see if Q, Nymphia or Dawn are going to win, while Sapphira makes two looks, Plasma goes in three different directions and Mhi'ya is acting like she got Sapphira's immunity potion. The biggest goop of the episode is the table flipping lip sync that proves that track record doesn’t always matter and it’s totally okay to take off your wig wi...
441
Feb. 25, 2024

Episode 441: Drag Race S16 Ep 8 - Snatch Game

Snatch Game may be more a well-worn tradition than the event of the season these days, but sure enough here it is! (And while Megami left the competition last week, when a window closes the door of a car opens on this podcast.) Chad stops by to Cher, Plane takes a non-stop flight to the top by way of Serbia, Sapphira nearly has it in the brand new bag, Q gives us an amusing Amelia and honestly, Nymphia’s Jane Goodall was a barrel of weird and wonderful monkeys. Mrs. Bacon shows up on the judges ...
440
Feb. 18, 2024

Episode 440: Drag Race S16 Ep 7 - The Sound of Rusic

The Rusical is quickly becoming the event of each season over Snatch Game. Much like last year’s Wigloose, The Sound of Rusic is a slickly produced and catchy mini musical the queens need to lip sync and dance along to, in roles so perfectly cast you’d think they were pre-chosen. Plasma, who so far has given zero indication that she loves musical theatre, is given the lion’s share of a role, but Sapphira, Q and even Plane Jane make the most of the rest, while Morphine goes a little numb, Mhi’ya ...
439
Feb. 11, 2024

Episode 439: Drag Race S16 Ep 6 - Welcome to the Dollhouse

The queens are getting all dolled up this week for what is mostly another design challenge but also sort of a branding challenge, and also they have to make doll clothes. Jane decides to fly towards a warmer destination, Sapphira takes a big gulp of self-doubt and Ru practically runs the wheels off Miss Karr by pitting her against the fun, shy and outgoing flipper with a zipper in a Janet lip sync. Also, Q finally secures that W, but at least Dawn’s doll will sell well in 20 years. Want even mo...
438
Feb. 4, 2024

Episode 438: Drag Race S16 Ep 5 - Girl Groups

This week Ru peddles her book in the mini challenge and her new album in the maxi challenge as the TWELVE remaining queens on Week 5 write verses, learn choreography and fight in half-drag. Amanda gets one strand of hair in her face and lays a curious egg on the runway, the underdogs split $5,000 four ways and Q finally gets a break from being in the top so much. The Meating of the season is unfortunately booted from the conference room early but will no doubt be a mandatory All Star. Want even...
437
Jan. 28, 2024

Episode 437: Drag Race S16 Ep 4 - RDR Live!

Back by alleged popular demand, its RDR Live! But more importantly, we figure out how to pronounce “SHEIN” and imagine Mirage as the host of a Nickelodeon show. We also validate Geneva’s PLU code memorization skills and recognize the ways in which we too can be a little Plasma about the ladies we love. There’s also plenty of Buffy talk inspired by the Best Supporting Slayer as guest judge. Also, we didn’t know the that Cher was the voice of the revolution, but we love how precious Ru is about he...