Episodes

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Oct. 10, 2023

Dick with a Beau – Bonus Mini Series Episode 3 – Final Episode?

Hey Dickheads! Last episode before we are back solving mysteries and investigating crimes. Dick with a Beau Episode 3 – The finale Enjoy them! Maybe we will do some more after the few we put out. I really wish I would have had the time to continue making these episodes with Beau! It was so nice to spend so much time with her while making them Maybe we will do one or two more some day soon! If you had fun listening, please go give us a rating on Spotify or Apple Podcasts and leave us a revi...
Sept. 30, 2023

Starfield Special Investigative Series – E04 – Series Finale… For Now!

Hey Dickheads We are taking a break from True Crime and Solving Mysteries so investigate something near and dear to our hearts. Video games. For the next few episodes we will be playing Starfield and talking about it. This is the last episode we are going to do like this. Don’t worry, TC and Mysteries will be back soon, thanks for letting us indulge ourselves! And if you like our game commentary, we will probably do another episode soon. If you had fun listening, please go give us a ratin...
Sept. 19, 2023

Starfield Special Investigative Series – E03 – Multiplayer?

Hey Dickheads We are taking a break from True Crime and Solving Mysteries so investigate something near and dear to our hearts. Video games. For the next few episodes we will be playing Starfield and talking about it. Rick is here this time and he is more of a multiplayer guy. This is his first time in a game like this and he made all the rookie moves. Don’t worry, TC and Mysteries will be back soon, just let us indulge ourselves! If you had fun listening, please go give us a rating on Sp...
Sept. 6, 2023

Starfield Special Investigative Series – E02 – First Thoughts, Highlights and Gripes

Hey Dickheads We are taking a break from True Crime and Solving Mysteries so investigate something near and dear to our hearts. Video games. For the next few episodes we will be playing Starfield and talking about it. RJ is here for this one and we kinda give a little overview of what we think so far of the game. We talk Skyrim and Fallout and sneak killing. Don’t worry, TC and Mysteries will be back soon, just let us indulge ourselves! If you had fun listening, please go give us a rating...
Sept. 5, 2023

Starfield Special Investigative Series – E01 – Richard Solo – Backgrounds

Hey Dickheads We are taking a break from True Crime and Solving Mysteries so investigate something near and dear to our hearts. Video games. For the next few episodes we will be playing Starfield and talking about it. This episode, Richard is by himself telling you about the backgrounds you can choose for your custom charactor. Some are fun and some are Pilgrim. Don’t worry, TC and Mysteries will be back soon, just let us indulge ourselves! If you had fun listening, please go give us a ra...
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Aug. 29, 2023

Dick with a Beau – Bonus Mini Series Episode 2 – Why did I get into Intelligence?

Hey Dickheads! We are still on break. But we will still post some content Dick with a Beau 2 Enjoy them! Maybe we will do some more after the few we put out. If you had fun listening, please go give us a rating on Spotify or Apple Podcasts and leave us a review. We are on YouTube too, so please come join us there if that is your platform. One of us will even interact with you there if you have comments. If you like true crime comedy and want to get outraged, go check out our mother podcas...
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Aug. 15, 2023

Dick With a Beau – Bonus Mini Series Episode 1

Hey Dickheads! We are still on break. But we will still post some content Back in Nov 2021, Beau Jansen and Richard Steudle got together to debate ethical quandaries This was going to be a bonus series on our patreon but alas, Richard doesn’t have enough time to record another show. But we recorded a few. So enjoy them! Maybe we will do some more after the few we put out. If you had fun listening, please go give us a rating on Spotify or Apple Podcasts and leave us a review. We are on Yo...
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Aug. 1, 2023

1(855) PRVT-DIX Bonus Episode 003 – The Calls So Far

You know the one eight hundred number we have? 1(855) PRVT-DIX. It’s real. Call it sometime. You could make it to one of these episodes. There are important announcements in this episode, so listen to the whole thing! If you had fun listening, please go give us a rating on Spotify or Apple Podcasts and leave us a review. We are on YouTube too, so please come join us there if that is your platform. One of us will even interact with you there if you have comments. If you like true crime come...
July 18, 2023

The OG Alien Abduction Story – Betty, Barney and Delsey Hill – PD50

I know you’ve probably heard the story before. Well it’s our season finale and we wanted to bring you Aliens!! This is the Story of Betty and Barney Hill and their little weiner dog Delsey I wanna know what you think. Is this a hoax or is this the real deal? There’s the map, the little grey men and the EYEs. How can this not be real? Well, we figure it out, just listen to the episode. I’m not gonna lie, it was easy. All we needed to solve this case was to look and study the following webs...
July 4, 2023

Something Gave – Marilyn Monroe – PD49

What do you think happened to Marilyn Monroe? Assassination or murder? Kristy from Unethical Podcast bring the boys this case and the group was quite divided on the whole thing. While we figured it out, we learned about a whole bunch of new things like, DiMaggio’s Doll, Marilyns audio recordings and the FBI being behind most crazy things that happen in the US If you had fun listening, please go give us a rating on Spotify or Apple Podcasts and leave us a review. We are on YouTube too, so ple...
June 27, 2023

BONUS – Michael and Jeremy Steal Your Podcast – The ‘Private Dicks Heist’ – Crossover

These guys stole our podcast Go check em out Description from their feed Michael and Jeremy are Dicks now! After stealing the Private Dicks Detective Agency and their podcast, no clue is too small, and no mystery will go unsolved. Twitt-her prints are all over it: Mjsypod (@mjsypod) / Twitter Throw the book at his face: Michael and Jeremy Steal Your Podcast | Facebook Insta grammatically incorrect: M&jsypod (@mjsypod) • Instagram photos and videos Web-cite: They are coming for your podcas...
June 20, 2023

The Jesus Freaks – The Unsolved Murders of Tina and Dean Clouse – PD48

Are you adopted? Do you know who your bio parents are? If you don’t, do you wanna know? Holly Clouse found out who her bio parents were at 42 years old. And they were murder victims. Doe’s until just recently. Genetic genealogy is getting crazy out there, Today, Michael from “Michael and Jeremy Steal your Podcast” hire us to solve the murders of Dean and Tina Clouse. All we had to do to solve this case was investigate the following websites; https://coronertalk.com/ https://news.sky.com/st...
June 6, 2023

BONUS – iammadeleinemccann – Julia Wendell – PD09.5

Do you remember when we did that episode on Madeleine McCann? We do too. What if I told you, after 16 years, she has finally been found? Sounds like bullshit to you right? It does to us too… Let’s hear her out? Dr. Phil gave her an hour, why can’t we do that too? Here is a little bonus for you, we will be back to the normal format in 2 weeks! All we had to do to solve this case was investigate the following websites; https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/man-threatens-legal-action-aga...
May 23, 2023

Pickles The Dog – The Theft of the Jules Rimet Trophy – PD47

Rick calls in sick and we solve a mystery for our client, Mark Kossek. Mark hosts the podcast “Mark Loves Podcasts, Pets and Pot” so he wants us to solve a mystery with all three of those things. (go check out the pod here https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/mark-loves-podcasts-pets-and-pot/id1654360722) So we solve the mystery of who stole the Jules Rimet Trophy. Both times! And we learn so much along the way like about Richards impeccable accent work, the Goddess of Victory Nike and a do...
May 9, 2023

John Landis – The 1983 Twilight Zone Movie Workplace Accident – PD46

Do you appreciate realism when it comes to special effects? Are practical effects the best kind of effects? Well, you’re not the only one who thinks this. John Landis thought this when he was directing his portion of “The Twilight Zone” movie from 1983. Too bad it cost 2 kids and 1 man their lives. The mystery is, in the end, was John Landis responsible for this trajedy? And we solve it easily. We hire a new dick named “Scott” and he was the only reason we solved this. If you had fun list...
April 25, 2023

John Chameleon Peel – The FV Investor Massacre – PD45

Oh man, did we ever solve a big one today! Richard brings the boys a mystery he really needed to solve. As he puts it, a Salmon mystery. It was the mystery of the massacre on the Fishing Vessel Investor. The police thought this was solved but just couldn’t convict. They were wrong. This case ties back to a case we solved awhile back. Please, if you are the authorities, LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST and check another cold case off your list. We learn so much. We learn about salmon fishing season...
April 11, 2023

F*ck Those Guys at Kodak – Tara Calico – PD44

What would you do if you found a polaroid with 2 tied up kids? What if your kid was missing and they looked like one of the kids in the polaroid? Would you get Deputized and try to solve the case yourself? Well Rick pulled a name from the solving hat and we had to solve the case of the disappearance of Tara Calico. And it was easy. We learned so much along the way. We learned about the kodak corporation, bees being used as a weapon and old Milwaukee tall boys. All we needed to solve this cas...
April 6, 2023

The Pollock Family and the Resurrection Dr. – PD43

Have YOU ever wondered if Resurrection is real? Does Karma effect us in your next life? Well, today we are hired by Dingus to figure out if reincarnation is real. And we do it easily We just look into the curious case of the Pollock family. We see their tragedy and the rebirth of dead siblings and the doctor who knows all about it. We learn so much along the way about British people sounding smarter than they are, how much kids absorb without you knowing it and the habits of older brothers ...
April 2, 2023

BONUS – Coffee and Cases Podcast Episode – Rodney Marks – Crossover – PD41.5

Here is the episode that Richard Guested on the Amazing Podcast “Coffee and Cases” We did Rodney Marks again, but they did all the research and Richard just talked Go listen to this and all of their episodes here. Be nice and leave them a ratinng and review ***Below is taken from their Podcast description*** Rodney Marks was only 32, but he had already earned so much respect as an astrophysicist. And he took his work seriously, signing up for multiple long stints at the Amundsen-Scott South ...
March 30, 2023

The Georgia Guidestones and RC Christian – PD42

Did you know there were some concrete slabs out in the middle of georgia that had inscribed on them the supposed satanic 10 commandments? Did you know a supposed hero took it down? Did you know Ted Turner made an end of the world tape that was to be played if there was an impending world ending nuclear threat? This week, Tyler Fortin, hires the dicks to figure out who built and blew up the Georgia guidestones. As you can tell by the cheeky questions I asked you that we figured it out. It wasn...
March 23, 2023

It’s NOT the Thing! – Rodney Marks – PD41

This episode we are hired by hilarious comic Sumit Swami to solve a case for him down in the Antarctic. The only unsolved potential murder in the winter desert that is the Antarctic. The poisoning of an Australian working at a U.S. base in the part of Antarctica that New Zealand has claim on This is the case of Rodney Marks And it can now be considered solved. Cause we solved it, easily. And we learned so much during this case. Stuff like a Russian murder over a game of chess, the band “The...
March 16, 2023

The Not Knot Expert – Cindy James – PD40

Hey Dickheads, This week the boys solve a Before Christ (BC) case and it’s a wacky one. The mysterious murder of Cindy James! Darron Wood from Defense Diaries comes at us with a request to solve this and we do it easily. Defense Diaries is one of the best podcasts in the game right now, go check it out here. https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/defense-diaries/id1564661342 We learn so much while solving. Stuff “what is phobophobia?, or “can their be knot experts?” So many solves. If you...
March 9, 2023

Amber Hagerman – Grandpa Jimmy Kevil – PD39

Hello Dickheads, January 13th, 2023 was the 27th anniversary of the disappearance of Arlingtons little angel, Amber Haggerman and our buddy Bree Allen hires us to figure out what happened to this little girl And we solve it for sure. The answers been under our noses this whole time. Along the way we find out that Amber Hagerman is the reason we have the AMBER (a backronym) alert system, WFAA8 news involvement and just how little time it can take for someone to go missing. All we needed to so...
March 2, 2023

Is Santa Real? – Sinterklaas and Zwarte Piet – PD38

Hey patreon people! MERRY CHRISTMAS from the Dicks at Private Dicks! I know it’s late, but it was on time on Patreon! To celebrate, we released an episode today that tackles the age old question, does santa exist? ‘Kristy’ hires us and we learn so much about Sinterklaas, elf culture and traveling at speeds that would vaporize you! All we needed to solve this case was to look and study the following websites: https://le.ac.uk/news/2018/december/21-calculations-reveal-how-quickly-santa-travel...