Episodes
Sept. 29, 2022
The Disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa – PD17
We are back, we are paid, we are rested and Abigail is in Jail. Well, she did call us, and now we have to solve a case for her or she will be visiting our family So under duress, we are now solving what happened to Jimmy Hoffa all those years ago. We learned about so much this episode, like what a teamster is, how much Hoffa hated the Kennedys, smoothie king icemen, and the Strawberry Strike. Good thing we are good at our jobs, cause we solved this in no time flat. All we needed to solve th...
Sept. 15, 2022
BONUS – The Story Episode – PD00
Sorry guys, no case today! I wanted to take a break from writing episodes. So hence the break between seasons So instead of writing and recording an episode, Vigil had a good idea of just a mini episode making fun of Canada. So that’s what I set out to do, make a mini episode with Abigail and Officer Virgil making fun of Canada. Then I decided that I wanted to get all the guests together and make a mini ep with everyone. This mini episode ended up being harder than any editing I’ve ever do...
Sept. 1, 2022
The Watcher House – The Broaddus Family Nightmare – PD16
Officer Virgil comes to arrest Abigail. She isn’t there, so he gets the Dicks to solve a case. The mysterious watcher house. Is it haunted? Or are the Broaddusses just attention seeking morons? Or, is there a neighbour out there just fucking with them to an epic degree? The dicks know, we solved this one faster than the usual solve speed with a case of this nature. All we needed to solve this case was to look and study the following websites: https://patch.com/new-jersey/westfield/creepy...
Aug. 18, 2022
The Warminster Thing – The Christmas Special – PD15
It’s Christmas time in Dickston. Yeah, that’s where they live, Dickston. So it’s their first Christmas Case! Richard brings the other two Dicks a tale about Arthur’s Alliteration, the authenticity of the famous Faulkner photo and a huge UFO flap during the holiday season of 1964 in the south of England. The boys complain to Richard about not getting paid and Abigail spends holidays on a beach. And we have a special guest with some special holiday spirit. MERRY CHRISTMAS IN AUGUST!!! All we...
Aug. 4, 2022
The Asymmetrical War Waged By Christopher Dorner On The LAPD – PD14
This week, our land lord Boone, wants his rent. The Private Dicks are out of money and are about to lose everything. We should have millions in gold, what is going on with our profits? I bet Abigail would know. With no active cases, RJ brings to the table the tale of Christopher Dorner a disgraced LA police officer who wanted revenge on the police department that disgraced him in the first place. Was it for good reason? Can he be considered justified? Was this more nefarious on the part of t...
July 21, 2022
The DB Cooper Skyjacking – PD13
This week the Dicks are visited by Celeste Brown from Unethical Podcast. She is their boss and demands they solve the mystery as to whom DB Cooper really was. I think this might be the first time we had any type of difficulty. Not much though. Only because Richard brought about 50 suspects to the table on this one. We learned so much. But the solve is going to blow your mind and it is our best as of yet. We did this episode before the certain streamer did and let me tell you, our solve is ...
July 7, 2022
What happened to Paula Jean Welden? – Gravelly Gnoll – PD12
This episodes client is Beau Janssen. She is a part of our Unethical family and I love her. She brought us treasure so solve the case of Paula Jean Welden. So we obliged. This one was easier than usual, We learned about so many things like how white Paula Jean was, she isn’t Paula Dean, hitch hiking was common, the real life little red riding hood, Claire the Clairvoyant, people love drinking, the origin of the Vermont State Police, creative boy scout badges, and confetti is the best way to ...
June 23, 2022
The Lost Files of Nikola Tesla – PD11
In this episode, our client is Tali Hall from the Murder Savvy Podcast She hires us to find out what ever happened to the lost files of Nikola Tesla. They were pretty easy to find and along the way we learned about the ACDC war, Serbia has the coolest money, Mark Twain was friends with Tesla, how not to make money, and the love a man can have for a pigeon. If you can’t wait to get more Dicks, go to www.patreon.com\unethicalpodcast where there are 16 more episodes waiting. If you have a case f...
June 9, 2022
The Dingo Ate My Baby – Lindy Chamberlain – PD10
Today’s case is brought to the Dicks by Kristy from Unethical Podcast! She wants us to solve a technically already solved case from her homeland, Australia. The Chamberlain Family goes on a summer vacation to Ayers Rock and their baby gets taken by a dingo in the middle of the night. That’s the official story, but the Dicks know exactly what happened and it ain’t that. Listen to the episode and find out lots of Australian facts, about Nick Cage and especially about Lycanthropy. All we neede...
May 26, 2022
The Tapas 7 – Madeleine McCann – PD09
Our client this episode is Abigail. We never really did get her last name. Well Abigail wanted us to figure out what happened to Madeleine McCann. We learn about what tapas is, holidays in Portugal, Arguidos, doctors are dumb parents, crime scene integrity and RJ’s mispronunciations of words Good thing we took this on, it seemed like a hard case to solve. Good thing we did the research, All we needed to solve this case was the websites below: https://www.oxygen.com/crime-news/madeleine-mc...
May 12, 2022
The Ghost Ship Mary Celeste – PD08
After misunderstanding that Celeste wanted the Dicks to look into the ghost ship, The Mary Celeste, Richard tries to find someone to marry Celeste. Good luck Richard is dumb and he accidentally looked into the Ghost Ship Mary Celeste after getting distracted looking for a husband that could handle Celeste. We learn about knots, seamen, semen, alcohol sales in the past, maritime law, solving another way, barratry’s death sentence, how scared Richard is of the sailing community. This solve was ...
April 28, 2022
The Murders of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson – PD07
This week the Dicks solve one that has been scratching people’s heads since the nineties, especially their client. Orenthal James Simpson hires the dicks to solve who murdered his now deceased wife and her friend at his own house. I don’t know why this took everyone so long. Seemed pretty easy to us. We learn about Kato the Dog, where to hire a serial killer and why if the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit. All you needed to do to solve this crime was in the websites below. https://www.was...
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April 21, 2022
1(855)PRVT-DIX Bonus Episode 001 – Kristy Mystery
The Dicks get a call on their 800 number. Richard solves it with help from his co-host from Unethical Podcast, Kristy Janssen Feel free to call and maybe The Dicks will solve your mysteries. Big or small, the Dicks solve them all. 1 877 PRVT DIX (778-8349)
April 14, 2022
A Fanny Pack Full of Treasure – Blair Adams – PD06
Today the Dicks solve an Unsolved Mystery mystery that even Robert Stack couldn’t. The mysterious murder of Blair Adams. Comedian Ben Park is our Client today and he was more than happy with the results. This story not only has a good ole fashioned who dunnit, it also has Geology, 2 Washingtons, A Chevy Chevette and Maple Syrup. What else does a good story need? All you needed to solve this mystery was at the websites below: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Blair_Adams https://unso...
March 31, 2022
The Overtoun Dog Suicide Bridge – PD05
The week, Richard goes a bit rogue and heads to Scotland to scout out a new mystery. Why in the heck do dogs feel the need to jump off the Overtoun bridge to their deaths? However, the owners didn’t like Richard on their property and now he is being sued. Good thing his lawyer is Bob Motta from the hit podcast, Defense Diaries. Bob just wants to know what’s up and Richard enlightens him and the other two Dicks what he has been up too! Another Mystery solved. Also, you’re welcome for Paul O...
March 17, 2022
The Death Of the Raven – Edgar Allan Poe – PD04
Our Client this week is Kristy from Unethical Podcast Celeste’s birthday present from Kristy is to solve how Edgar Allen Poe died all those years ago. So we take on the task and solve this one in a breeze. We learn so much about the Raven, stuff we didn’t even want to know, like who he married and how much money he made off his writing. Even though he did have a weird and dark past, we have to tip our hats to the master of macabre. Without Poe, there would be no Sherlock Holmes or Private D...
March 10, 2022
BONUS – Gary F. Poste – The Zodiac Killer – PD03.5
The boys discuss the new revelations that the Case Breakers have in the Zodiac Case. The Dicks solved this case months before. How can there be more evidence? The Dicks are not impressed. IF you need helping solving cases Casebreakers, contact us at 1 855 PRVT-DIX OR sign up for our patreon. www.patreon.com/unethicalpodcast All we needed to research this new theory was on the websites below: https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-gary-francis-poste-all-man-allegedly-identified-zodia...
March 3, 2022
Alfred E. Neuman – The Zodiac Killer – PD03
This week the dicks solve their greatest mystery yet, who was the Zodiac Killer? Tyler Fortin hires the boys to figure out one of the USA’s greatest mysteries. I think he underpaid them. Movies have been made, books have been written. That all ends today. This story has it all, guns, knives, secret codes and spooky costumes. Come listen to Richard, RJ and Rick crack this one wide open All we needed to solve this crime was the websites listed below: https://www.thecrimemag.com/the-truth-beh...
Feb. 17, 2022
The OG Tiger King – Don Lewis – PD02
The Private Dicks are back at it this week and their client is Tali from Unethical Podcast. She hires the boys to solve the mystery of the disapearance of Don Lewis. Remember him? He was the first tiger king to put his paws in the woman pussy that is Carole Baskin. Some say Carole killed him and fed her to his tigers (Joe Exotic), some say he was thrown out of a plane and some just think he went to South America to live out the rest of his days. Listen and find out what the hell actually hap...
Feb. 3, 2022
The Pilot Episode – Amelia Earhart – PD01
In our pilot episode, Celeste from Unethical Podcast demands the Dicks solve the mystery of the disappearance of Amelia Earhart. The three Richards solve the decades old case in just over an hour. Quite soundly if you ask us. If you have a case you want us to solve, e-mail the case details to PrivateDicksDetectiveAgency@gmail.com or call 1(855) PRVT-DIX If you want to sign up for our patreon, we are a full 16 episode season season ahead. Just go to patreon.com/unethicalpodcast. All anyone wo...