Episodes

We’re all grown up kids with the same insecurities. Lunch room fears and how we have those same fears in LS situations are real. This episode Richard and Lauren try to debunk all the fears and preconceptions associated with hotel takeovers. We ask our Patreon and event attendees for their POV. Did we cover your fear? Lauren and Richard role play a visit to the school counselor, which .... Lauren confesses to Richard about a scam she ran in middle school to get out of class. School cliques, fi...

Temptation Resort has always been a little confusing (to us). It's not quite a lifestyle resort, not quite a vanilla resort. It's not clothing optional but also not exactly clothing required either. It somehow manages to exist in a category all its own without being creepy or weird, which is quite an accomplishment tbh. It's not our first trip here, so before heading back, we made a list. Are there actually lifestyle couples there? Are single guys really as bad as people say? How strict are th...

A romantic anniversary getaway to a vanilla resort sounds lovely—until you realize everything is boring. It took a reptile assault for a stranger just to speak to us. This month, we’re talking about the lifestyle experiences that intrigue us but still scare the hell out of us. Richard considers the questionable sights, smells, and surprise taints of a blackout room, while Lauren wonders whether she could survive being the anonymous attraction on the other side of a ‘female buffet wall”. We cli...

Episode 106 Show Notes This week starts with one of those stories that makes everyone stop and go, "Wait... what?" A listener shares a hookup that took a turn he never saw coming, leaving Richard with about a hundred questions, Lauren with a few clinical observations, and all of us wondering how we'd react if we found ourselves in the exact same situation. From there, things somehow get even more interesting. Haley joins us because she's trying to do something that terrifies most people in t...

We had a theory. If we wanted to get better at hosting MFM experiences before our October event, maybe we should stop overthinking it and start practicing. So we did what any responsible adults would do...We recruited single guys off X. What could possibly go wrong? In this episode, we compare two very different experiences. One guy showed up late, brought a little too much confidence, and reminded us why single men get a bad reputation. The other arrived with a completely different energy an...

Richard and Lauren move to explore the "throuple" concept to save their marriage. The qualification list is so extensive, sexist and maybe illegal that they may have to wait for AI technology to fill the position. They finally settle on a common ground solution that lacks any moral compass. We interview our “Throuple Expert”, KC, whose relationship perspective is in much contrast to our perfect throuple expectations. KC explains how "friends with benefits" can morph into something with real fe...

In-house BDSM expert Haley, a "Brat," hosts with us while hubby, Daddy Steve, is too busy not listening on a nearby couch. Lauren and Richard discover more about the world BDSM, learn terms like 'brat' and 'rope bunny', and get inspired to practice what they've learned. Richard's knotting abilities are far from Shibari, but the Kush Kube has Lauren feeling like Richard is doing everything right. Except for maybe spitting? Brat Haley rates our play. She doesn't sound impressed, but she does se...

We are back from our event, FLIRT, and finally recovered. If you have FOMO, strap in for interviews with guests about sex, hook-ups and the overall vibe. We also have ChatGPT come up with very unbiased questions. (did we tho?) We have a member, and fellow FLIRT attendees, interview us so we keep everything fair and balanced about our own event. We kick off the first night by forgetting the champagne for the "Champagne Shower Striptease"! #DOBETTER Richard appoints himself as the "Queen of Dra...

Thanks to all our Patreons who's schedule lined up for this episode! We had a blast despite Telegram's "raise your hand" silliness. We are going to do it again, next time on Zoom, with more of a heads-up. We hope you cancel all plans for us next time! This episode we use our Phone-A-Friend option and go out to you guys (our Patreons) to help us answer questions. We judge each other from across the bed and decide what the other can do better. Lauren's suggestions might get Richard slapped in th...

Congrats! We hit a milestone!! Celebrate with us and listen to how we punish ourselves for failing yet again. Worst swingers ever. We revisit our LIVE AnaAnalAnal episode, because after 5 years, it’s the only way Richard will get anal play LIVE AIR-TIGHT PRACTICE - the air tight objective begins - can Lauren be artificially air tight to prepare for the real thing? Practice makes you a better swinger, so Lauren brings out the bagadicks and lube. Richard straps on a penis sheath and obtains the...

From our new and final studio, we share our pimped out penthouse Temptation cruise experience. Richard uses the view from the suite's living room to "penis judge" the clothing-optional guests below, gathering more data for his obsession. We interview guests about what they think is average vs large sized junk. Sex before dinner? Yes, please. We're good at scheduling sex, not so great at filming it. When the music is loud, we can only flirt with couples by dancing near them. What do women expec...

Movin' on up! To the (more) east side. We finally got a piece of the pie (for the last time) after finishing our SIN event and before the Temptation Cruise. Like smart people we’re exhausted, tired, dirty and cranky - so nothing has changed. SIN was the best event ever, well-behaved guests that always surprise us on how much they love to play! Richard and Lauren felt like proud mamma and pappa, like their job has been done! Richard uses a TabuToys blowjob machine to ejaculate on air in record ...

We prep for months for a trip across the pond to Cap d'Agde, France by asking everyone too many questions. As an over-thinker, Richard summarizes the best things to know for a first trip. For humans who worry. Where do you stay, where do you go, what do you pack? Is everyone naked? With most of our trip being planned by friends, we jump in blind and bring one of everything just in case. We head to the Bay of Pigs beach after 20 years of waiting. Lauren wants to go check out a sex circle, and e...

We travel to the States and almost give Jet Blue oral. We stare at braless women, hunt vanillas, have a couple foursomes, attend a weekend Friction hotel party and have a life changing experience on the 6th floor. We strike gold when we leave the curtains open in hopes that someone on the street catches a glimpse of our sexy foursome. He’ll never look at the handicapped the same. We talk about the different types of lifestyle parties, using sexy Venn diagrams to help you manage expectations. ...

Party Drug Question and Answers? This episode will make you feel good. Richard's adverse effect on MDMA and NFL while Lauren's snorting Nesquik and dancing under the pretty lights. This episode we talk about party drugs, what they are, what to know- the good and the bad. Listen to our best preferences and tips, DANCESAFE - Richard gets emotional and almost quits the LS. The lifestyle can feel ruthless. Vulnerable situations get worse when you sprinkle in emotions. Friends will F other Friends b...

We head to Desire Resorts to celebrate a friend's birthday, and rediscover the obstacles between friendly and sexy. Richard meets a Neurologist/Urologist who challenges the hypothesis of his Trimix experiment. A teacher quizzes Richard on some science. He aces his science quiz, but fails to cease the flirt opportunity. Thanks to "karaoke" in the disco, we are orgy-bound to party in the diamond suites. We play with a couple and will forever be our ‘mental porno couple’! #LABCOAT #THEYWEREHIR...

Richard suits up in his lab coat, grabs a needle and continues his research for science. His lab is the Desire Riviera Maya jacuzzi. We take a quick trip to Desire RM where we meet up with a couple from last year, we think we may too dirty for them. How to pick the perfect spot in the jacuzzi? Richard gives a PSA on how to use the cubby hole system. Move that bus, we were stunned by this hotel room makeover. Then Lauren is stunned by her sexy vibe. Siding with friend in the lifestyle, we cr...

This month marks 7 years since we began recording this podcast. Looking back over the years, we see how much has changed, how much we've grown, what we've accomplished and what we still suck at. We narrow it down to the 7 most important things you should know from our experiences in the past 7 years. Richard has an announcement that everyone will be going through a second puberty. This one, just as awkward and with all new hair issues. Yay! #growershowerhoper Can you convince an outsider to ch...

We finally go aboard with friends to celebrate Richard's birthday at Temptation Cruises. We find our sea legs, take photos of Jamaica from the ship, and discover three distinct types of people who choose cruises as vacations. Comparing FLIRT 2025 to the Temptation Cruise, the 77 Event takes the win. On the second to last night, we meet the perfect couple. Losing your voice and taking gummies can land you quickly in a standing, kissing, dancing, foursome. Listen to some behind the scenes mayh...

Segment One – Miscommunication C@ckblock Bad communication during a Temptation hookup on King B/King B/Shivers leaves Lauren highly gullible and Richard unintentionally cockblocking half the group. Find out how we apologize after shattering a poor man's soul and ego because he's denied entry to Lauren, all while Richard was busy banging his wife. Segment Two – Stalker Vibes After stalking a couple at Temptation, we fell in love at first sight for 3 days. We amazingly did not receive a restrai...

We go to Desire Resorts for some fun. Richard creates his own circus freak show in the afternoon jacuzzi. Lauren practices how to hide a hard one during normal conversation with fancy leg tricks. We've all rated other couples on a scale of 1-10. Maybe you have rated yourself on the same scale. What makes people attractive and how can you get them to be 20% hotter? Check our sponsors: Tabutoys.com (promo code: meltme77) CHECK OUT THE MELT-LAUREN'S NEW FAV TOY - now 25% off! Save 15% on all oth...

We journey up the road to celebrate a friend's birthday at Temptation Resorts. Don’t meet awkward with awkward. You’re smarter than this Richard. Richard's confidence in his oral-giving skills is lacking. Lauren says "Sign Me Up" for some aggressive sex positions. By the end of the night, we finally had a successful DP! Do you walk into or walk away from hookups with the "I want them to think I was the best F ever"? Social media experts are out of control! This non-lifestyle TikTok-er shares...

We talk about the benefits of being bold and taking tiny risks at events and trying to leave without regrets. We discuss what others' expectations of us may be and the nerves it causes. How did the ladies at SIN react when they learned they were at a Large Penis Convention? Richard flashed a woman and her reaction left him a little scarred. We may or may not have tried to force a man to do dirty things with us leaving him wounded… sorry, sir. We have some of the (physically) hottest sex eve...

Listen to how we prepare ourselves to be ‘totally used’ and wind up skipping the nuance of communication and send our play partner into possible future therapy. King B/King B/Shivers (ROOM77 for 10% off) for freebie this month only! Is Accidental Anal Penetration sexual assault? Find out what we think and what our private group members think along with other real couples experiences. (Become A Member) Bikini Addiction has restocked. Make sure to go grab what you needed BikiniAddiction.com (pro...