Episodes

Lauren drags Richard to a “Vanilla” dinner party. Hot girls show up and one catches Richard in nothing but a towel. Start the porn music!! FMF We have a totally spontaneous and unexpected threesome!! How fast can Richard screw this up? Flaking Single Guys!! We try to make content for Onlyfans and keep failing because these single guys seem more interested in flirting online rather than F’ing. Check our sponsors: Tabutoys.com and grab the some of Lauren's new anal lube here! Save 15% with cod...

Lauren visits the gyno and he can't find one of her ovaries. Blood test results? Post Menopause! Why is no one talking about menopause and the lifestyle? Oh, because it's really difficult to make sexy. We give it our best shot. Richard works on his magic with a new ball weight trick in the shower. Lauren is inspired by a friend to give anal a try again. This time, it was really good thanks to the proper prep. Tabutoys.com and grab the same Rimming plug here! Save 15% with code: ROOM77 Support...

In this episode, come on a silent, but wet, ride as we move studios and homes and make just enough time for a hot and sexy soft swap with a couple. We make a King B/King B/Shivers delivery to a Patreon couple to help make their first Desire trip extra special! Learn the positives of a soft swap and the struggles of soft swap couples. Stag Vixen? Lean about a sexy new turn on we discovered while Lauren was using her Tabu Toy "Lovense Flexer" with a stranger in another room. BIKINI ADDICTION t...

Richard accepts a booty call invite for us with a super hot, young couple. We decide to try and infiltrate an all-inclusive hotel with no plan and Lauren is caught by security. Lauren decides to break the ice by asking for a lap dance in the form of Magic Mike Last Dance? Thanks to King B/Shivers, she gets all the tingles in all the right places. Go try some and see for yourself. ROOM77 for 10% off Everyone has a great time, except for Muchacho. When managing online interactions and profiles,...

1. Everybody wins in this episode! We are invited to Desire by some dear friends and experience the new Eden resort. Surprise Richard, you are getting pegged for your birthday! 2. First night at Desire, Richard volunteers Lauren for DVP with the right couple, wrong piece of junk. 3. Richard's DVP studies have him calling out positions like training camp. Why does it always look so simple when the pros do it? 4. Lauren saddles up and makes it for a total of 11 seconds. However, she did not win...

We take you through our sexcapades from Flirtation. (Come check out SIN in October and see why couples leave and tell a friend to go to the next one.) Do we peak at a certain athletic level sexually? Lauren thinks she needs to start training, as she's being out sexed by newbies. Richard thinks reverse psychology is a better, more lazy, approach. Richard learned from Shakira that hips don't lie. He's faced with another power bottom, this time disguised as a rabbit. Get it babe, just don't break...

Come check out SIN in October and see why couples leave and tell a friend to go to the next one. We go meet some friends for New year's eve and face the frigid temps at Temptation, Richard tries to remake his costume choices for winter temperatures. First night orgy, but were we actually invited? Once we all meet up, Richard goes into A/V mode. Setting up lights and music in a room that's not his. His tool box sex go bag comes in handy, then turns into the worst accessory for the walk of shame...

How do you deal with the confidence killers??? The ups and downs of your ego! In episode 78, we talk about confidence and how we rocked it like porn stars at a hotel meetup that escalated rather quickly. Before you give us any participation trophies, that confidence was quickly squashed by hundreds of people who didn’t want to touch us. Richard injects his penis and flaunts it in a public location in hopes of receiving random restraining orders. Bikini Addiction is launching something special...

We run into the "Gaggle of Youngin's" from Episode 1 and catch up on their LS journey from 5 years ago. Thanks to @MavandKelly. We celebrate our 77th episode with lots of street interviews from our last event, SINsation on Isla Mujeres. (Voted "Best Hotel Takeover of 2023" by ASA) Lauren realizes that being chosen as the ones for a couple's first experience has less to do with attraction and more to do with ability to execute emergency protocols. Richard grades Lauren, again, after a foursome...

Why are gyms a place to bare it all? Lauren talks about bulge outlines in workout shorts, a flash of junk in the gym, and other gym turn ons. Richard swears it should be illegal to do extremely stretchy stretches in spandex if working out with your mom. We go over sexy things women do that men can't, and vice versa. Certain compliments can be said to men from women, but if the roles are reversed, you could end up with a slap or restraining order! After another week at SINsation, we revisit cl...

Sometimes it hard to know what to expect when going to Desire, Temptation, or Hedo for the first time. We talk about singles, topless only and clothing mandatory. We discuss what makes a complete hotel takeover feel different, in that comfy, not scary way. We explain these lifestyle vacay terms: group, tower takeover, hotel takeover. And detail some flags to look for if you are wanting a cohesive takeover experience. We ask our Patreon Telegram group to share some of the worst openers, backha...

Sit down for more politically incorrect discussions on Richard's love for spinners. This firecracker inspired Richard to make an app. He also invented a new toothpaste, go figure! Being in the lifestyle for a long time, we revisit what fantasies are left to accomplish, how to dive deeper to discuss them. and how do we go about creating and executing a kidnapping! Lauren's obsessed with gang bangs and wants it again, but more violent than the last one. Richard has a handicap now, but is not ex...

We fulfill a fantasy under a watchful eye. What it's like to have a gang bang near a small dinner party? When that fantasy turns into a reality, how much of it is close to the way you played it out in your mind? We decide on a redo for the gang bang, some recasting of better actors, and some roofies for the wives. We traveled, we partied, we threw up in the bathroom. Take a journey through the X-Club in Toronto (or outside Toronto, I don't know how Canada works) as we interview the owner Ja...

The perfect hosts came determined to be the perfect house guests; arriving with a dog toy and a complete lighting setup. Lauren pulls out the Motor Bunny for some fun which almost dismembers Richard. We try hot candle wax massages for the first time, while Richard is gearing up for his redemption. "C'mon people, I can't stay up all night!" We realize quickly that we are in deep with two alphas in the bedroom. Richard gets intimidated, meekly asking, "May I fug you, please?" She's wild, untam...

Why Richard doesn't swim at home... Being the perfect Swinger Hosts, set your reminders and grab the perfect hotel room lighting! We are trying to behave ourselves when we zoom in on a French Canadian hockey player, Oui! Oui! Our swinger date threatens us with watching the sun rise together. Oh no, we need naps immediately! Richard packs too lightly and has to borrow clothes for dinner. Lauren freaks in the disco around all the young girls. What's the song? "Shots, Shots, Insecurity?" We are rem...

New to the lifestyle? Want to talk to your partner about joining the swinger lifestyle? A podcast about sex, debauchery, and the humor in it all. Richard and Lauren moved to Cancun, Mexico to do what they love: work party, and play in paradise. Come to Room 77, where and discuss sex, open relationships, hotwives, cuck, BDSM, exhibitionism and much more. Let's play!

We travel far and wide for some semi-secluded beaches to do some deep, deep research on exhibitionism (kidding, we wanted to have sex on a public beach!) Our vacay turns interesting at a breakfast cafe when we are faced with a full restaurant, no where to sit, and a very cute couple. We change AirBnb's to one more suitable for filming dirty videos. How do you explain to the Super Host that the married, party of two is choosing the unit with two double beds because of patio sight-lines? Richar...

This episode is all about How to Party Right! We talk about our recent Flirtation Hotel Takeover and how different aspects remind Richard of "Magic Mike - Last Dance" the movie. Hats off to guests who brought their "A" game! We learn from them and their street interviews. From glowing gorilla costumes to first-timers and first-experiences, and to the hot GM of the hotel...wait, "What's his deal? Is he single?" Hotel security is called on a room in the overflow hotel. Luckily, a bilingual gues...

As content "Creducators," we discuss what's on nobody's mind...size! Lauren receives an email on Kasidie from SexTrophies and she gives her thoughts on sex with bigger guys. Viagra doesn't have a stigma for the guys, why does lube have one for women Richard turns into a jingle. Our Patreons share their thoughts on profile photos in our rapid fire interviews. Don't worry, we will fix it on our own LS site. ASA members. Support us with: Patreon Help us #keepitup Book your Desire / Temptatio...

We go way off the rails and talk about some fantasies. It's really easy to get lost in talking about a fantasy when you are with your soulmate. Lauren's on board with Rich's fantasy and it's open casting for role of "Bouncer" and "Dirty Talker." What is it about degrading someone you love inside of a fantasy? Richard is ready for the pain and suffering inside Lauren's fantasy for him. Cue the 6' 4" man giant.

We skipped December and wanted to wish you all happy holidays. All our gratitude, LnR

Haulover To Part II of Our Very "Hard" "Full" Weekend We avoid the hospital and learn glasses are good for reading syringes. Filling up is hard to do. Richard gives us his tips for the nude beach. The rules, like Fight Club, except you CAN talk about it. Support us with: Patreon Help us #keepitup Book your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini! ++Perky bottoms are now in stock in Neon Pineapple! Grab yours and save 10% with code: ROOM77 at Biki...

We go on a second date with a couple from Ep. 29 and meet up in Miami. Come keep us from flop sweating and go on the date with us! Richard announces his retirement as he moves to his next job. #CocoonCare Richard wants a new drug, like Huey Lewis. One that has a commercial in Asia that infringes on Marvel copyright of Ironman. Lauren tries new things, fails at some, and has a ton of orgasms. We had so much sexing and fun that we had to split it in two parts. Stay tuned for the next episode where...

What kind of porn does the internet AI think you enjoy watching? Richard gets questionable suggestions. We campaign for more handjobs in the world by doing a little role play, in the theme of “Suggested Porn” in hopes to inspire y’all to put down the hand sanitizer and pick up more lube. Do we play out “The Step Dad” “Babysitter” or “Shoplifter”? Because we are all about #handsonlearning #professordaddy, we filmed the dirty part of this podcast for our dirty daddy’s over at Patreon. #keepitup We...